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everyday is a pick on NA day

(, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 13:37, 1 reply, 12 years ago)
So it should be.

(, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 13:38, Reply)
pipe down pintsize

(, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 13:39, Reply)
+poppet raper

(, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 13:41, Reply)
he's like a rapey russian doll

(, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 13:41, Reply)
he hider inside a bigger rapist?
what does psychochomp have to say about this?
(, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 13:46, Reply)
is the bigger rapist inside a van?

(, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 13:47, Reply)

van helicopter
(, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 13:49, Reply)
Oh a height 'joke'.
How original.

You fucking cretin.
(, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 13:41, Reply)
you should write a story about him having a wank, that'll learn him

(, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 13:43, Reply)
please don't

(, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 13:44, Reply)
"...and Naked Ape contorted about the bed as his semi squirted fathoms of white juice all over his He-Man bedsheets, spattering the walls and his signed Jimmy Osmond photo with his fresh, hot semen"

(, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 13:46, Reply)
I'd click "I like this" but I don't want to give the wrong impression

(, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 14:21, Reply)
I'd rather not if you don't mind.

(, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 13:44, Reply)
Nakers' heavy Neanderthal brow furrowed with concentration,
his tongue hanging out like that of a cross-eyed bulldog locked in a Range Rover on a hot day, whilst his simian digits flailed helplessly around his nipple-sized acorn-cock. He wailed like a Downser with a dropped ice cream as he fumbled gradually towards the balsamics. Grunting with ever-increasing urgency, his over-long hairy arm became a blur, and his bleating hit the upper registers.
Then it all seemed to happen at once, as first a tortured, whining fart and then an oily, otter-like stool flew from his distended anus, splattering every seat within a six foot radius of where he sat on the bus.

'Don't do that, dear', said his mum slash wife, dabbing a foetid mixture of ordure and semen from the back of the man in front's coat. 'It's not your birthday 'til tomorrow'.
(, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 13:48, Reply)
phwoar

(, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 13:48, Reply)
well I don't know about you but I could cut glass right now.

(, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 13:49, Reply)
i like that he added more to it

(, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 13:51, Reply)
AND MORE.

(, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 13:53, Reply)
Like Bravo Two Zero it get's better with every read

(, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 13:53, Reply)
Thanks 'Paul Ross'

(, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 13:54, Reply)
actually i think it was better without the last paragraph

(, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 13:54, Reply)
actually fuck off you bent spastic

(, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 13:57, Reply)
I will do just that, as i'm off home and to the pub, bye bye

(, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 13:59, Reply)
bye bbz x x x x x

(, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 13:59, Reply)
*standing ovation*
so to speak
(, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 13:50, Reply)
the less succesful follow-up to "pop-up pirate"

(, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 13:46, Reply)

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