I'm being justifiably mean to my brother on facebook.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 19:02, 25 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

I'll bet the chicks dig that!
(What has he done?)
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 19:04, Reply)

he claimed I had poor taste in whisky
Then when challenged to prove this, named whiskies I like, all of which are excellent malts. I told him that's not how it works.

He is currently drinking Jack Daniels honey. This is irony.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 19:09, Reply)

I confess myself disappointed
I thought maybe he'd mis-matched his tie and cufflinks.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 19:13, Reply)

he doesn't wear cufflinks.
My eternal shame :'(
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 19:36, Reply)

Macallans thirty year old.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 19:13, Reply)

I'm cooking a jalfrezi.
I think I win.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 26 Oct 2012, 19:10, Reply)

You do. My favorite curry.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 19:14, Reply)

It was pretty awesome

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 26 Oct 2012, 19:58, Reply)

i made ricotta bolognaise
I was pretty happy with it
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 19:16, Reply)

That is both racist and cruel. Where is Jalfrez anyway?
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 19:16, Reply)

Your parents tried for a better version after having you?

Or their first effort was worse than you?

Poor Dozer. I'll start a Facebook page to raise funds.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 19:12, Reply)

They were trying to match the previous high standard.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 19:13, Reply)

Does he wipe his cock on a cravat as well?
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 19:14, Reply)

high short
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 19:30, Reply)

Pot and kettle and black.
Smurflols.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 19:32, Reply)

Sorry. Uncalled for.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 20:33, Reply)

Where is your question? OT is part of questions (lies) of the week. So ask a question
Prick.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 19:15, Reply)

Maybe we have to supply the question?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 19:17, Reply)

Careful Batts may try to cunt punch you
*only because he can't hit higher*
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 21:02, Reply)

Start a new thread.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 21:06, Reply)

Been ages since I did one
I may be somewhat rusty

BUT I'LL GIVE IT A GO
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 21:10, Reply)

Give it a try.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 21:11, Reply)

That's your answer to everything
It's a good job you didn't take up medicine.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 21:14, Reply)

I haven't been to the pub in a week!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 21:14, Reply)

There you go hope you're happy now :(

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 21:17, Reply)