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So my office is closing down in the next three weeks
I have had a call from a former associate, asking me to open a new office on their behalf.
I would have complete control of where, what and goes off in my own office should I work from home or get a funky city centre based office?
What Props. Should any decent office warrant?
Alt The walking dead is on at 10PM so make it brief
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 21:17,
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If they'll pay you extra to work from home and not have the expense of an office, do that.
If they won't, make sure the place you rent has room for a dart board.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 21:18,
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Adds dart board to the list
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 21:21,
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Why have you not been to the pub for a week?
ASBO?
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 21:22,
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It's cheaper to drink at home?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 21:24,
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I have been, and I remain
Ill.
Too ill to go to the pub.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 21:25,
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You are 3?
No wonder you can't go to the pub.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 21:27,
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Tsk.
Tell ya, not going to the pub saves a fortune.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 21:29,
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It's amazing how much it does - I know
Which begs the question of how all the pubs in Chavford town centre are full of pikeys.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 21:31,
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Worst of all Keys
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 21:33,
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What about Dar?
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 21:34,
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Keydars?
Whoa radar for keys?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 21:35,
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Are you suggesting I'm a chav from Chavford?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 21:45,
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Or a bristol from bristol
Bristols is the 70's nickname for tits right?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 21:46,
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It is.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 21:47,
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No - you have money and are entitled to piss it up the wall
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 21:50,
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Approval!
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 21:50,
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\o/
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 21:54,
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Plus no one will take you seriously on B3ta if you actually leave the house
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 21:33,
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Work from home but get a mailbox address
Firstly it looks more professional, secondly it weeds out a lot of shit.
www.bizspace.co.uk/
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 21:22,
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Hi TD long time did you buy that appartment for your portfolio?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 21:24,
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Wasn't ever in the market for that one
Not really in a position to invest any more at the moment either, but it'd be a good buy if I was.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 21:26,
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The plans looked awful, I did a lot of work with the Corus group when they was converting warehouses to properties, my opinion was small over priced and not really set out well,
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 21:30,
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It's a very good development that holds it's value
They're well built although there's a lot of mysterious electrical problems there at the moment.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 21:34,
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I work from home a lot, it can have troubles of its own.
Ideally I'd like an office that's a short walk away from the house.
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 21:25,
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Plus you can’t Perv. On the women from home an office
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 21:26,
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But looking at online smut is easier.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 21:28,
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I factor looking at porn into my pricing structure
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 21:29,
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Adds Inprivate browsing to list of office needs
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 21:31,
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Get a SHED!
Work from the shed.
Job done.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 21:26,
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SHHHHHHHHH don't mention sheds
I did once but i think i got away with it
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 21:27,
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Do Jimmy Cagney!
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 21:28,
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Yer see it's all over for ya sam
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 21:31,
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Oh and get a decent chair
I've been sitting in this bastard apart from tab and food breaks for the best part of ten hours now and I'm aching.
I keep meaning to get another one but I'm always a bit worried it'll be worse.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 21:41,
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You need to be more efficient TD.
Get a commode.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 21:43,
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Thats just potty
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 21:44,
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Wayhay!
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 21:46,
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Doffs hat
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 21:47,
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You're flushed with success.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 21:48,
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Cheers
My time is almost up
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 21:49,
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Are you two engaged in a pundown?
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 21:51,
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Nope just shit lines
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 21:51,
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Bog standard b3ta then
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 21:53,
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Just going through the motions.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 21:52,
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well my time has PANNED out
Of to watch season 3 of The walking dead
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 21:55,
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I'm off to bed now
Before I go round the bend.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 21:58,
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What would Christopher reeves say?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 21:44,
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Slow down Neddy...SLOW DOWN NEDDY.....
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 21:52,
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Or is that kryptonite in your saddle or are you just pleased to see me
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 21:53,
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mr b3th and I are in the middle of season 1 episode 2.
I may have to sleep with the light on tonight.
EDIT: okay, it's just finished now. Somebody please make the zombies go away : (
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 26 Oct 2012, 21:56,
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I don't want to know what you are Mr b3th are in the middle of.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 21:59,
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Clearly it's serialised though.
Bedtime.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 22:00,
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Hartley mentione dthe Walking Dead.
I am (well, was) watching the Walking Dead. I thought it worth mentioning.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 26 Oct 2012, 22:02,
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it's snowing in York, there are no monitors, the barmaid is a hot piece of ass and I'm very good looking.
More news as it happens.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 22:10,
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Snow.
The closest your 'ravers' will get to powder this evening.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 22:17,
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wank bucket.
WANK BUCKET.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 26 Oct 2012, 22:25,
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Evening WP.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 22:30,
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morning Geoffrey.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 27 Oct 2012, 8:49,
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Haha yeah
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broadsword now that's fresh, Sat 27 Oct 2012, 8:43,
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