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sorry but i'm not letting monty's thread get more replies than mmps's
no way
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quintsy, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 12:08,
64 replies,
latest was 13 years ago)
I edited mine so now it says 19 replies.
How about that for customer service?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 12:09,
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cheers monty, nothing personal
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quintsy, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 12:10,
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How?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 31 Oct 2012, 12:13,
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if you edit the OP
it fucks up the thread count
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quintsy, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 12:14,
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If you start a thread,
as soon as you edit it, the reply count resets. I like doing it to upset Chompy.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 12:14,
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Cr3 is shit.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 31 Oct 2012, 12:15,
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dare you to say that on talk/twitter
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quintsy, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 12:16,
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no.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 31 Oct 2012, 12:19,
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double black magic dare you, you have to do it now
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quintsy, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 12:19,
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fuck.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 31 Oct 2012, 12:21,
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dobbed you in on talk good and proper
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quintsy, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 12:25,
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you have to do it now
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 12:21,
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It's not like cr3'll even see it.
Spangles has got him dressed up as a dog for manolith to touch his bumhole while she watches.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 31 Oct 2012, 12:36,
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IM FUCKING FURIOUS
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PsychoChomp, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 12:18,
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*kneeslides*
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 12:20,
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No
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Peej, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 12:12,
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Did you listen to the one I said?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 31 Oct 2012, 12:13,
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which one was that? the werewolf one?
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quintsy, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 12:14,
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yeah. Warren Zevon
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 31 Oct 2012, 12:15,
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he said it was bland.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 12:15,
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are you and quints going to double reply to everything today?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 31 Oct 2012, 12:19,
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Yes
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 12:20,
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Yes
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quintsy, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 12:23,
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marry monty.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 31 Oct 2012, 12:20,
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no but seriously, it was a bit bland
sorry about the difference of opinion and all, i didn't say it was 'fucking shit'
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quintsy, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 12:21,
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Even though it is
Very restrained of you I thought. Well done.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 12:22,
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i like it.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 31 Oct 2012, 12:22,
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well i'm not going to buy it any time soon
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quintsy, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 12:23,
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Spack-clap for scarpe, there.
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Kroney, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 12:28,
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I have to start looking for a new place to live.
Gay.
I hate flat hunting. And also moving. And living with people.
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Kroney, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 12:23,
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Buy your own house,
Then you can decide who loves with you.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 31 Oct 2012, 12:26,
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I decide who loves with me anyway, Winders.
I don't get no rapes.
Part of the reason for sharing is to save up a deposit, anyway.
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Kroney, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 12:27,
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we know all about you saving up your deposits, you vile french turd
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quintsy, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 12:30,
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Vile French turds are the best. So piquant.
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Kroney, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 12:30,
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What about 'Jack the Ripper' by Screaming Lord Sutch and the Savages?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 12:42,
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I apologise for my sloppy typing.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 31 Oct 2012, 12:35,
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hard to find somewhere for reasonable money that has a nice dank cellar you can live in
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 12:44,
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alright?
Today is 'busy'.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 12:30,
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today is shit and is making me angry
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 12:43,
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your face has the same effect on me
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 12:49,
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You've never seen my face, i however, have seen yours "Chris Barrie"
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 12:51,
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I've seen your 'Chris Barrie'
You disgust me.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 12:58,
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What's bothering you, man?
Wanna hug it out?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 12:51,
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work mainly, clients are cunts
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 12:52,
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Are Tesco struggling to follow your directions on stocking items for each individual customer?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 12:55,
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arsey client doesn't want too much attention
Arsey client gets arsey when not given enough attention.
I need a new job
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 12:56,
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also miniape has just vommed all over the nursery, but I have teh car so Mrs. Ape has to walk in the rain to collect her and isn't impressed
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 12:54,
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Tell her not to be such a selfish cunt.
Tell your wife the same thing whilst you're about it.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 12:59,
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i told her twice already!!
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 13:03,
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I find Mrs Ape to be very generous with her cunt.
IM IMPLYING THAT SHE LETS ME HAVE LOTS OF SEX WITH HER!!!
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 13:04,
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she doesn't like beards or body lice
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 13:05,
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sucks to be you then
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 31 Oct 2012, 13:07,
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ONLY WHEN YOUR MUM COMES ROIUND!
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 13:07,
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Daddy!
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 31 Oct 2012, 13:08,
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It's good on here today
I might go and get a filthy subway to cheer me up
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 13:04,
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I wish I were one of your clients
I'd go out of my way to annoy you.
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Kroney, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 13:07,
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I wish you were my IT support
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 13:07,
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I'd refuse to pick up the phone when I saw your number.
I do that sometimes.
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Kroney, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 13:08,
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I usually just walk down and see them face to face
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 13:08,
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I hate it when they do that. Leaning on my cubicle wall assuming that I'll just drop whatever I'm doing
as though I've got nothing better to do or nobody else to support. Fucking cunts.
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Kroney, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 13:09,
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*leans*
*taps finger*
*mutters about delivering REAL value for this company*
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 13:12,
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For added lols
do it whilst I'm eating my lunch.
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Kroney, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 13:14,
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I on the other hand am filthy and live in a subway.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 13:08,
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