It's fucking dire.
I was going to go to this:

www.chillistandoff.com/about-chilli-stand-off.php

It's right by my house. Buuuutttttt....£40? To try some chillis???? Get fucked you pop-up hipster wankstains.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 12:18, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Fuck off indeed,
£30 of that is probably for the hire of an "awesome first floor warehouse"
(PsychoChomp, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 12:21, Reply)

What a bunch of shit.
I'm really quite annoyed as I rather fancied it.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 12:22, Reply)

you could have punched John Torode in the face :(

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 12:25, Reply)

Wetherspoons do a nice breakfast.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 12:34, Reply)

you disgust me

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 12:36, Reply)

But that's
to taste all eight chillies and includes two Texan beers, a tequila cocktail, a scoop of delicious chocolate chilli ice cream from Gelupa and some Tweat Up surprises on the day.

How can you turn it down?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 13:42, Reply)