I suspect
You are being too imaginative here. Maybe try rolling a 15 or more on a D20 then going larping after reading a lot. That might get you some IRL love and respect.

Maybe not though :'(
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 21:58, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

I'll wear my cornflower blue shellsuit and matching flat cap when I go up there
to overawe their primitive Brummie minds.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 22:09, Reply)

Excellent.
You'll so win.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 22:15, Reply)

I'll look like an enormous cunt

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 22:28, Reply)

David Icke?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 22:32, Reply)

www.randomactsofgina.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/Blue-Waffle-Fondit-e1324172441384.jpg
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 22:33, Reply)

David Icke has nothing on LiC and his fantasy novels.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 22:35, Reply)