You and me both.
Except the fireworks thing. I'm wishing they would fuck off so I could get the dog out from under the chair.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 3 Nov 2012, 20:05, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Eves B3th
Got that job yet?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 3 Nov 2012, 20:07, Reply)

I got another fuck off and die the other day.
So, pretty much 'no'.
I have decided to embrace my unemployability. mr b3th keeps telling me to sign on, but I think I'm probably better off staying self-employed and scraping by.
I could always go on teh game, I suppose.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 3 Nov 2012, 20:11, Reply)

Reminds me of the old joke
Woman hard on her luck decides to go on the game,
her husband aghast but knowing they needs the money reluctantly agrees to her new job.
First night in she tell Hubby "I've earned £90.50p"
"Which tight bastard only paid you 50p" says he.
"All of em" she replied
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 3 Nov 2012, 20:15, Reply)

This is pretty much the state I would be in.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 3 Nov 2012, 20:21, Reply)

That or Penny for the Guy?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 3 Nov 2012, 20:23, Reply)

: (

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 3 Nov 2012, 20:34, Reply)

At least you remember that

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 3 Nov 2012, 20:36, Reply)

Yeah, I'm old.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 3 Nov 2012, 20:42, Reply)

We both are dear

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 3 Nov 2012, 20:47, Reply)

Oddly, given everything makes them jump,
the guinea pigs don't even notice them
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 3 Nov 2012, 20:24, Reply)