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Evening.
Good weekend?

When do you start your Christmas shopping?
(, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 20:52, 74 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Got that Sunday evening feeling, with that horrible dread that I've got to work tomorrow. And get a new tyre during my lunch hour which I know can't be done. As does my boss.

Don't really start any shopping until mid December.
(, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 21:00, Reply)
You can get people who come to work to fit new tyres.

(, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 21:01, Reply)

Yeah. Might try that. Ta.
(, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 21:02, Reply)

Homeland on. Best part of the weekend.
(, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 21:02, Reply)
I have that dread bad
but I have a little wine, so perhaps it will all be OK
(, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 21:10, Reply)
Have lots of wine.

(, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 21:14, Reply)
OK
You're the one with helpful advice here, I trust you
(, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 21:21, Reply)
No problem Captain.
I suggest lots of wine and maybe answering one of my two questions.
(, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 21:24, Reply)
OK
my weekend was dull and I leave off Christmas shopping until late. This year I have a shit load of home made chutney to give as presents and at least a few others will get something nice from Russia. Possibly vodka
(, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 21:31, Reply)
Take a load of pairs of Levi's with you when you go.
You'll be able to sell them for millions*.

*May only be relevant if you are travelling in the 1970s.
(, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 21:37, Reply)
I shall go in a time machine

(, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 21:41, Reply)
Don't lie to me.

(, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 21:46, Reply)
OK
so I just WANT a time machine. I can dream can't I?
(, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 21:47, Reply)
alright?
I had a quiet one. Wish I'd been at the Mint Club on Saturday to hear Dave Clarke play my mate's track.
(, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 21:33, Reply)
That would have left you feeling glad all over.

(, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 21:36, Reply)
The crowd went fucking mental.
Dave Clarke is a Big Deal in techno circles.
(, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 21:48, Reply)
Not bad
Fireworks, good food, etc.

Xmas shopping is all but done, but not by me.....missus kind of does it all year.
(, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 21:35, Reply)
Christmas shopping is already done!!!
What sort of organised freaks are you?
(, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 21:36, Reply)
Ones that want to have some money left in December?

(, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 21:37, Reply)
Hmmm. You seem to have applied some sort of logic to this.

(, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 21:38, Reply)
Not so much me, as my better half. It works, though....
apart from occasionally finding extra stuff in cupboards she bought months ago, thinking it would be a good present for someone, then forgot and bought something else for the same person.
However, this can also happen with Pringles, bottles of wine, etc, which is a win!
(, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 21:41, Reply)
present buying stresses me out
I mean, what if I got them something they didn't really want and they are just being polite?
(, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 21:45, Reply)
Is it to early to say Bahhhhhhhhhimbug
EDIT Himbug? I ment Humbug
(, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 21:46, Reply)
why do you think I'm off to Russia over christmas?

(, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 21:47, Reply)
Gladnost to hear it

(, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 21:48, Reply)
Don't buy any Russian underpants when you're away.
Chernobyl fallout.

(May not apply to ladies).
(, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 21:56, Reply)
Even worse for females me thinks
*think bomb doors on a lancaster bomber*
(, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 21:58, Reply)
Well they did fit Tallboys in them

(, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 22:07, Reply)
I think I might order this for my nephew.
www.amazon.co.uk/Trap-Door-Series-William-Rushton/dp/B00079FGVM/ref=cm_lmf_tit_3/277-1055048-2208112

Fantastic.
(, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 21:45, Reply)
Willy Rushton rocked

(, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 21:47, Reply)
He did indeed.

(, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 21:53, Reply)
Definitely
"BERRKK!!!"
(, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 21:48, Reply)
Stay away from that TRAPDOOR!

(, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 21:53, Reply)
Morph would have kicked em all up even without chas to help

(, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 21:54, Reply)
Chorlton would have owned the lot of them.

(, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 21:55, Reply)
the soup dragon would have clanged them in the nuts

(, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 21:56, Reply)
They're free. To do what they want. Any'ole time....

(, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 21:57, Reply)
What would uncle Bulgaria say?

(, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 21:59, Reply)
Nothing, he's always behind the times

(, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 22:01, Reply)
Paddington would have impregnated all of them
he was peruvian afterall
(, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 22:04, Reply)
*joke about difference between jam and marmalade*

(, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 22:07, Reply)
If you don't know by now you're doing it wrong

(, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 22:09, Reply)
Is X-mas eve to short an answer?

(, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 21:45, Reply)
Not at all HH.

(, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 21:46, Reply)
In that case they will get whats left on the shelves

(, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 21:47, Reply)
+ of the Texaco garage

(, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 21:49, Reply)
MOAR like poundshop

(, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 21:50, Reply)
Their Halloween stuff will be even cheaper by then

(, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 21:51, Reply)
I'm just stocking up on the easter stuff at moment

(, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 21:53, Reply)
You are the Easter Bunny AICMFP?

(, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 21:57, Reply)
I'm the march one

(, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 21:59, Reply)
He's Gus Honeybun.*
*May only be relevant to people of a certain age, who saw the ITV region 'TSW' back in the 80s.
(, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 21:59, Reply)
WHY DONT YOU

(, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 22:00, Reply)
I never liked that, especially when it was the Northern Irish kids.
Comin' up we have a fill-umm....
(, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 22:02, Reply)
far too many bounces for me this year then....

(, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 22:01, Reply)
Heavy D in effect
MOAR bounce to the ounce
(, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 22:01, Reply)
Yay!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=uhwaZFP_IZc
(, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 22:02, Reply)
Thanks, now I feel really old
Wasn't he on with Fern Britton at one point?
(, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 22:05, Reply)
I don't know.
I only ever got to watch Gus when we stayed in Devon.
(, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 22:07, Reply)
Same as me, my grandparents lived in Dorset
Sale of the Century, after the Anglia silver knight on horseback into thingy.
(, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 22:09, Reply)
THIS ROCKED
www.youtube.com/watch?v=nk9ckLlWYHE&feature=related
(, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 22:10, Reply)
I take that, and I raise you this.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=sSdqhm_Lqe8
(, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 22:12, Reply)
Takes bet and raises you by this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0PeSdu7MUCw&feature=related
(, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 22:14, Reply)
*All in*
www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_NUXnl49RI
(, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 22:16, Reply)
"YOUUUU......STUPID GREAT OAF!!!!"
(have it on DVD ;) )
(, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 22:17, Reply)
Lays down cards
www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8u5UfpunNI
(, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 22:18, Reply)
*tries to find balloon dance from O.T.T*
*only finds men doing it, gives up*
(, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 22:16, Reply)
+ talking on B3ta and gets the oven glove out

(, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 22:19, Reply)
*turns webcam off*

(, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 22:21, Reply)
Looks for how many youtube hits *Localmitt* gets

(, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 22:22, Reply)
I didn't imagine it
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gus_Honeybun

No clips on YouTube though :(
(, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 22:12, Reply)
Sod this I'm off to bed goodnight all

(, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 22:24, Reply)
Night HH

(, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 22:25, Reply)
Ditto. Night

(, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 22:25, Reply)

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