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Evening.
Good weekend?
When do you start your Christmas shopping?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 20:52,
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Got that Sunday evening feeling, with that horrible dread that I've got to work tomorrow. And get a new tyre during my lunch hour which I know can't be done. As does my boss.
Don't really start any shopping until mid December.
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Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 21:00,
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You can get people who come to work to fit new tyres.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 21:01,
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Yeah. Might try that. Ta.
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Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 21:02,
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Homeland on. Best part of the weekend.
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Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 21:02,
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I have that dread bad
but I have a little wine, so perhaps it will all be OK
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 21:10,
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Have lots of wine.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 21:14,
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OK
You're the one with helpful advice here, I trust you
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 21:21,
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No problem Captain.
I suggest lots of wine and maybe answering one of my two questions.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 21:24,
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OK
my weekend was dull and I leave off Christmas shopping until late. This year I have a shit load of home made chutney to give as presents and at least a few others will get something nice from Russia. Possibly vodka
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 21:31,
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Take a load of pairs of Levi's with you when you go.
You'll be able to sell them for millions*.
*May only be relevant if you are travelling in the 1970s.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 21:37,
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I shall go in a time machine
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 21:41,
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Don't lie to me.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 21:46,
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OK
so I just WANT a time machine. I can dream can't I?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 21:47,
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alright?
I had a quiet one. Wish I'd been at the Mint Club on Saturday to hear Dave Clarke play my mate's track.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 21:33,
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That would have left you feeling glad all over.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 21:36,
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The crowd went fucking mental.
Dave Clarke is a Big Deal in techno circles.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 21:48,
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Not bad
Fireworks, good food, etc.
Xmas shopping is all but done, but not by me.....missus kind of does it all year.
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 21:35,
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Christmas shopping is already done!!!
What sort of organised freaks are you?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 21:36,
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Ones that want to have some money left in December?
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 21:37,
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Hmmm. You seem to have applied some sort of logic to this.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 21:38,
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Not so much me, as my better half. It works, though....
apart from occasionally finding extra stuff in cupboards she bought months ago, thinking it would be a good present for someone, then forgot and bought something else for the same person.
However, this can also happen with Pringles, bottles of wine, etc, which is a win!
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 21:41,
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present buying stresses me out
I mean, what if I got them something they didn't really want and they are just being polite?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 21:45,
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Is it to early to say Bahhhhhhhhhimbug
EDIT Himbug? I ment Humbug
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 21:46,
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why do you think I'm off to Russia over christmas?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 21:47,
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Gladnost to hear it
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 21:48,
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Don't buy any Russian underpants when you're away.
Chernobyl fallout.
(May not apply to ladies).
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 21:56,
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Even worse for females me thinks
*think bomb doors on a lancaster bomber*
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 21:58,
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Well they did fit Tallboys in them
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 22:07,
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Willy Rushton rocked
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 21:47,
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He did indeed.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 21:53,
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Definitely
"BERRKK!!!"
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 21:48,
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Stay away from that TRAPDOOR!
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 21:53,
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Morph would have kicked em all up even without chas to help
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 21:54,
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Chorlton would have owned the lot of them.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 21:55,
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the soup dragon would have clanged them in the nuts
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 21:56,
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They're free. To do what they want. Any'ole time....
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 21:57,
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What would uncle Bulgaria say?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 21:59,
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Nothing, he's always behind the times
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 22:01,
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Paddington would have impregnated all of them
he was peruvian afterall
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 22:04,
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*joke about difference between jam and marmalade*
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 22:07,
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If you don't know by now you're doing it wrong
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 22:09,
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Is X-mas eve to short an answer?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 21:45,
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Not at all HH.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 21:46,
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In that case they will get whats left on the shelves
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 21:47,
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+ of the Texaco garage
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 21:49,
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MOAR like poundshop
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 21:50,
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Their Halloween stuff will be even cheaper by then
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 21:51,
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I'm just stocking up on the easter stuff at moment
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 21:53,
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You are the Easter Bunny AICMFP?
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 21:57,
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I'm the march one
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 21:59,
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He's Gus Honeybun.*
*May only be relevant to people of a certain age, who saw the ITV region 'TSW' back in the 80s.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 21:59,
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WHY DONT YOU
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 22:00,
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I never liked that, especially when it was the Northern Irish kids.
Comin' up we have a fill-umm....
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 22:02,
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far too many bounces for me this year then....
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 22:01,
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Heavy D in effect
MOAR bounce to the ounce
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 22:01,
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Thanks, now I feel really old
Wasn't he on with Fern Britton at one point?
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 22:05,
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I don't know.
I only ever got to watch Gus when we stayed in Devon.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 22:07,
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Same as me, my grandparents lived in Dorset
Sale of the Century, after the Anglia silver knight on horseback into thingy.
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 22:09,
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THIS ROCKED
www.youtube.com/watch?v=nk9ckLlWYHE&feature=related
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 22:10,
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I take that, and I raise you this.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=sSdqhm_Lqe8
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 22:12,
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Takes bet and raises you by this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0PeSdu7MUCw&feature=related
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 22:14,
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"YOUUUU......STUPID GREAT OAF!!!!"
(have it on DVD ;) )
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 22:17,
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Lays down cards
www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8u5UfpunNI
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 22:18,
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*tries to find balloon dance from O.T.T*
*only finds men doing it, gives up*
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 22:16,
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+ talking on B3ta and gets the oven glove out
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 22:19,
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*turns webcam off*
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 22:21,
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Looks for how many youtube hits *Localmitt* gets
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 22:22,
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I didn't imagine it
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gus_HoneybunNo clips on YouTube though :(
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 22:12,
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Sod this I'm off to bed goodnight all
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 22:24,
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Night HH
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 22:25,
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Ditto. Night
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 22:25,
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