Not bad
Fireworks, good food, etc.

Xmas shopping is all but done, but not by me.....missus kind of does it all year.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 21:35, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

Christmas shopping is already done!!!
What sort of organised freaks are you?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 21:36, Reply)

Ones that want to have some money left in December?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 21:37, Reply)

Hmmm. You seem to have applied some sort of logic to this.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 21:38, Reply)

Not so much me, as my better half. It works, though....
apart from occasionally finding extra stuff in cupboards she bought months ago, thinking it would be a good present for someone, then forgot and bought something else for the same person.
However, this can also happen with Pringles, bottles of wine, etc, which is a win!
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 21:41, Reply)

present buying stresses me out
I mean, what if I got them something they didn't really want and they are just being polite?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 21:45, Reply)

Is it to early to say Bahhhhhhhhhimbug
EDIT Himbug? I ment Humbug
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 21:46, Reply)

why do you think I'm off to Russia over christmas?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 21:47, Reply)

Gladnost to hear it

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 21:48, Reply)

Don't buy any Russian underpants when you're away.
Chernobyl fallout.

(May not apply to ladies).
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 21:56, Reply)

Even worse for females me thinks
*think bomb doors on a lancaster bomber*
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 21:58, Reply)

Well they did fit Tallboys in them

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 22:07, Reply)

I think I might order this for my nephew.
www.amazon.co.uk/Trap-Door-Series-William-Rushton/dp/B00079FGVM/ref=cm_lmf_tit_3/277-1055048-2208112

Fantastic.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 21:45, Reply)

Willy Rushton rocked

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 21:47, Reply)

He did indeed.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 21:53, Reply)

Definitely
"BERRKK!!!"
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 21:48, Reply)

Stay away from that TRAPDOOR!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 21:53, Reply)

Morph would have kicked em all up even without chas to help

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 21:54, Reply)

Chorlton would have owned the lot of them.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 21:55, Reply)

the soup dragon would have clanged them in the nuts

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 21:56, Reply)

They're free. To do what they want. Any'ole time....

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 21:57, Reply)

What would uncle Bulgaria say?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 21:59, Reply)

Nothing, he's always behind the times

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 22:01, Reply)

Paddington would have impregnated all of them
he was peruvian afterall
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 22:04, Reply)

*joke about difference between jam and marmalade*

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 22:07, Reply)

If you don't know by now you're doing it wrong

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 22:09, Reply)