when is your birthday?
mine is less than a week away, urgh! although i have 4 different nights out and lots of presents, so really i can't turn round to everyone and say, "thanks but i'd rather just not be a year older please..."
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 11:28, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

24th.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 11:30, Reply)

Your arse goes an inch Southwards on your birthday every other year.
Fact.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 11:32, Reply)

nah, i've got a great arse
it's the tits that already touch my knees and are now aiming for my toes :(
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 11:35, Reply)

Your arse really isn't great. HTH.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 11:40, Reply)

lies
it bears an uncanny resemblance to your face
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 11:45, Reply)

If I had a face like yours I'd shave my arse and walk on my hands backwards.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 11:47, Reply)

If I had an face like yours, I'd ...oh wait.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 11:48, Reply)

this i would pay to see

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 11:48, Reply)

So it is near to the ground then?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 11:47, Reply)

oh, well played.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 5 Nov 2012, 11:53, Reply)

Pictures,
or it isn't happening.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 11:48, Reply)