Was this instruction:
"GO to my ex's house, SMASH in her back door, RIP off her head and SHIT down her neck"?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 9 Nov 2012, 16:06, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

+s

(PsychoChomp, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 16:06, Reply)

That would be WAY too complex for this boy.
If I asked him to do that, he'd come back an hour later with a pint of milk.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 16:09, Reply)

You should ask him to go and get you a pint of milk

(Bazongaloid, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 16:10, Reply)

He'd come back with a packet of Fruit Gums.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 16:11, Reply)

I like fruit gums
I went to my new local newsagents earlier, it's fucking shit compared with my old one. I shall instead have to go to the large Sainsbursy opposite my office instead.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 16:12, Reply)

Did you see the Nigel Slater sweets documentary?
I ended up thinking he was a creepy weirdo who's actually not very well in the head, instead of 'OK for a raving homo' which was my previous viewpoint.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 16:14, Reply)

Have you watched any of the new Masterchef series?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 16:15, Reply)

My doctor won't allow me to
because Greg 'Gregg' Wallace makes me too angry.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 16:17, Reply)

He made me very angry recently
by wittering on about what a gold-digging bitch his ex wife was. The one who was half his age, a model, and penniless when she married the slap-headed veg-dobber.

What a twat.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 9 Nov 2012, 16:18, Reply)

I detest him and have heard some unpleasant rumours about him too.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 16:31, Reply)

No, that's a shame, I used to like him.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 16:18, Reply)

Very good writer, very bad on TV.
My mate produces that show and she thinks the same.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 16:23, Reply)

Is she a stripper in her spare time?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 16:26, Reply)

My local Sainsbury's has started selling 'Jamaican pasties'. I dread to think...

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 16:14, Reply)

Oh c'mon. If Jeff had posted this it would be on the popular page. Dreads. Jamaicans. Etc.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 16:17, Reply)

Oh I see, it was a joke
I didn't get it.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 16:18, Reply)

Are they little packets of the faeces of carribean immigrants?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 16:18, Reply)

With jam in?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 16:21, Reply)

Fuck, that reminds me
the mother in law must have eaten the rest of the doughnuts yesterday. Greedy bitch.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 16:22, Reply)