Morning
I may have had one beer too many last night...
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 8:30, 31 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

had one beer too many been a bent spastic
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 8:32, Reply)

On balance of probability I'd say that is most likely true.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 8:32, Reply)

The evidence is overwhelming

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 8:33, Reply)

I was drinking red wine from Uruguay last night. Surprisingly acceptable.
I have had a gigantic shit this morning. I don't think the two are related.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 8:35, Reply)

u u
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 8:35, Reply)

Kill yourself.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 8:36, Reply)

you'd miss me too much

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 8:37, Reply)

Only one way to find out.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 8:37, Reply)

That's nice, dear.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 8:36, Reply)

Next time I'll text you a photo.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 8:37, Reply)

Oh yes please.
That would be simply delightful.

I'd like nothing more than to see a splattery bowl of red wine shit with gristly chunks of Polish sausage in it. That would make my day.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 8:39, Reply)

The porcelain looked like a picture of a flock of sparrows.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 8:40, Reply)

You shat out Mike Score?
www.liketotally80s.com/images/flock-of-seagulls.jpg
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 8:43, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1782662
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 8:44, Reply)

I see a theme for the day emerging here

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 8:45, Reply)

day year
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 8:46, Reply)

Good job it's almost over then

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 8:49, Reply)

I heard he wraps his massive turds in clingfilm and hugs them at night
just to have a brief nutty touch of human contact on the long cold nights in Poland.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 8:38, Reply)

Morning
Yeah, you made a fool of yourself on here last night.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 8:38, Reply)

I saved the shut in thread from it's own uselessness
and dozer said he loved me
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 8:38, Reply)

And then you made a drunken pass at Cavy.
She's deleted it now though.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 8:42, Reply)

I don't need to be drunk to crack onto cavy

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 8:44, Reply)

BUT IT HELPS!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 8:45, Reply)

Ooh your rotten dirty deleter!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 8:48, Reply)

Or have McAlpine's lawyers already got to b3ta?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 8:49, Reply)

I started a new thread with it because this one is so shit.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 8:49, Reply)

Fair justification.
You are forgiven.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 8:50, Reply)

I just went to reply to that too.
Probably for the best that it was deleted though, it's not really fair to remind everyone that Dozer said McAlpine was a Paedo.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 8:50, Reply)

I hadn't realised Dozer said McAlpine was a Paedo.
I think I'll change my sig to make sure everyone knows. I think we all should.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 8:51, Reply)

Go to the new thread
and post about Dozer libelling Lord McAlpine twice there.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 8:52, Reply)

Mid Week Drinking
I just can't do it any more.
I never drink unless Im going to get DRUNK, so a few is always out the window.
Suppose I should lay off the shots too.

I hate getting old. 2 day hangovers are not fun.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 11:49, Reply)