Frankly, I'm shocked.
If only Rob had given me some actual mod powers, I could provide them with Dozer's real name, address, place of work, landline and mobile telephone numbers, NI number, and current location.

It's almost as if the other mods are trying to cover up Dozer's campaign of libellous misdirection...
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 15 Nov 2012, 9:52, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

nonces need to stick togethr

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 9:53, Reply)

That must be why I'm not invited to all the cool mod parties.
I'm like the anti-nonce.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 15 Nov 2012, 9:55, Reply)

Count yourself lucky.
Their parties are like those ones in the 70s that all these Savile stories are going on about.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 9:59, Reply)

All the parties I went to in the seventies
had jelly and ice cream, and pass the parcel, and pin the tail on the donkey.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 15 Nov 2012, 10:01, Reply)

+buggery

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 10:01, Reply)

That's why you'll always find me in the kiddies at parties

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 9:59, Reply)

Hahaha

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 10:04, Reply)

anti-nonce?
How do you unfuck a child?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 15 Nov 2012, 10:01, Reply)

I'm a predatory grandad chaser.
Ask anyone. Even Monty's too young for me. Captain Placid, at a push, but mostly I prefer them with a pension book.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 15 Nov 2012, 10:04, Reply)