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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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swipey burst in through the doors, locking them swiftly as the mewling of cats could be heard in the distance.she looked around angrily. "WHY ARE YOU NOT TALKING ABOUT ME!" she screamed before bursting into tears and chewing on a steak bake.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 14:08,
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there are no words for how hurt i am by your failure to remember that i am allergic to cats
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 14:10,
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that's why you locked the door, to keep them out. duh(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 14:10,
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ohfirst time there'd be any pussy at a bash
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 14:11,
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well, harmless ones anyway.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 14:11,
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at the sight of meat being consumed, tangles collapsed in a heap and offered a prayed to the universe.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 14:10,
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AA raised his quart of cuntspiller EPA 5.8% mild bitter to his lips and sipped the foam through his beard."I met the universe once. it likes coldplay," he recounted. nobody cared.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 14:14,
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I couldn't grow a beard if I triedAside from that, worryingly accurate...
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