Monty is the "secret millionaire"
Battered is 7'2". Naked_ape is the question setter for "University Challenge". Kroney is a member of the SBS . Dozer works as a buyer for Primark and Tangles manages an abbatoir.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 14:50, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

"Your starter for 10"
"spell 10"
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 14:52, Reply)

You'd probably answer that "One zero"

(PsychoChomp, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 14:56, Reply)

^This is one of my favourite zings of 2012

(PsychoChomp, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 14:58, Reply)

Just in time for the end of year round up of popular zings as well.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 14:59, Reply)

do you click "i like this" on your own posts?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 15:02, Reply)

do you click " i like this" on your own posts? am a bent spastic
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 15:03, Reply)

It doesn't count.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 15:05, Reply)

*puffs inhaler, pushes NHS specs up nose*

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 15:10, Reply)

*ticks (very important) boxes* *libels an innocent man* *is a prick*

(PsychoChomp, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 15:13, Reply)

I didn't libel him, nobody is going to sue me and I'd rather have 'prick' as an online reputation than 'rapist'
I would have thought that a committed and expert polymath like you could take some time out from your soon to be redundant Senior Admin role to read a tiny amount of civil law to realise this, but I now realise you're too busy fiddling with paperclips to be arsed.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 15:18, Reply)

POW, right in the kisser

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 15:22, Reply)

I think it'd be better all round if you just go speak to the lawyer and admit what you did was wrong.
He's not after vengance, just justice. You wronged a 70 year old man with heart problems very deeply.
I bigger man would admit that rather than just throwing insults back at me because I'm telling the truth.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 15:24, Reply)

I did nothing wrong.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 15:27, Reply)

That's for the courts to decide.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 15:29, Reply)

If he apologises and agrees to settle, it won't come to that.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 15:30, Reply)

thing is though
If you read what I posted, I said he was the person named on the internet. I didn't mention the unfounded allegations. So there has been no libel, plus I guarantee you I will not be receiving any legal papers.

Everybody else has linked him to those crimes in their posts and sigs. So if I am liable to be sued, all you others are ahead of me in the queue.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 15:38, Reply)

That wasn't the question.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 15:11, Reply)

I actually was in the military, you know.
1st Guildford Squadron, Air Cadets. SAH!
( Kroney, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 14:54, Reply)