that's a silly bet
i could bet you a million pounds that it would get 566 replies and then sit here replying to you allllll night until it gets to 566. but i won't.

i have to go to a speed networking event tonight. bets on how shit THAT'S going to be. "i'm a lawyer." "me too." silence "NEXT."
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:43, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Why do you *have* to go?

( Kroney, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:43, Reply)

three line whip innit

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:44, Reply)

What?

( Kroney, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:44, Reply)

work mandate

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:45, Reply)

Dress down Friday tomorrow. You have to pay for item with proceeds going to Children in Need.
I hate charity and I hate children. I'm wearing a suit to work tomorrow for the first time ever.
( Kroney, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:47, Reply)

but you were a child once
and you are a charity case now.

how's the missus?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:50, Reply)

She's not my missus.

( Kroney, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:51, Reply)

/ac

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:54, Reply)

also utter bullshit

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:55, Reply)

because

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:55, Reply)

if you didn't have a missus

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:55, Reply)

you wouldn't have known whom i meant
and would have said "what fucking missus?"
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:55, Reply)

I know who you mean because you've done this before.
I am seeing her. She is not my missus.
( Kroney, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:58, Reply)

missus Duchess
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:55, Reply)

Methinks SirJimmeh protests too much

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:51, Reply)

She's having delusions of political grandeur

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:46, Reply)

Then "I'm A Celebrity" beckons...

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:49, Reply)

I was thinking about going on that
I've been on TV about as much as those chancers
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:50, Reply)

I was hoping that you would be good enough not to cheat.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:46, Reply)

Bitch please
Look around you
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:46, Reply)

don't take that tone with me.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:49, Reply)

You'll be lucky if that's all I take

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:51, Reply)

Psst.
'Tone' is not the name of his boyfriend
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:52, Reply)

Can you believe this guy?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:51, Reply)

I can't believe a lot of things monty,
and i'm upset.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:53, Reply)

Me too, man.
Let's hug it out.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:59, Reply)

DON'T FUCKING TOUCH ME!!
sorry, sorry, i get a bit funny when I'm upset.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 15 Nov 2012, 17:02, Reply)

I....I'm sorry.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 17:03, Reply)

hahahaha

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:50, Reply)