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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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That thread has enough replies,
Bets on how many this one will get?
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 15 Nov 2012, 15:35, 231 replies, latest was 13 years ago)
A little less?

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 15 Nov 2012, 15:35, Reply)
I like that you're not going with a precise number,
I don't like your lack of optimism.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 15 Nov 2012, 15:36, Reply)
I don't like being tied down to specifics.
I'm more of a general ideas kind of guy.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 15 Nov 2012, 15:39, Reply)
I'm gonna genralise an idea up your specifics.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 15 Nov 2012, 15:45, Reply)
Bizarre Inc's less successful single

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 15:50, Reply)
none

(PsychoChomp, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 15:36, Reply)
:o(

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 15 Nov 2012, 15:37, Reply)
infinity

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 15:36, Reply)
at least it'll feel that way

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 15:36, Reply)

nfinity am a bent spastic.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 15 Nov 2012, 15:37, Reply)
sigh

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 15:38, Reply)

s i igh am a bent spastic
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 15:39, Reply)
sigh

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 15:39, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1783323
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 15:40, Reply)
And how many of them will be strikethoughs calling Nakers a bent spastic?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 15:41, Reply)
most, one suspects

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 15:41, Reply)

most, suspects is a bent spastic.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 15:43, Reply)
Depends if you can post without using the letter i?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 15:44, Reply)
as you can see, that makes no difference

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 15:48, Reply)

that makes no difference I am a bent spastic
(PsychoChomp, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 15:52, Reply)

I am a bent most, one s uspectspastic
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 15:45, Reply)
80%

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 15:41, Reply)
The correct answer was:
And how many of them will be strikethoughs calling
+ is
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 15:42, Reply)
Well played.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 15:42, Reply)
If you're in a relationship with someone on facebook, they've now automatically made a couples page for you.
it's creeppppy
(PsychoChomp, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 15:51, Reply)
It's Complicated to use though

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 15:52, Reply)
what?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 15 Nov 2012, 15:53, Reply)
go here to see your one (need to be logged into facebook on this browser)
www.Facebook.com/us
(PsychoChomp, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 15:54, Reply)
It appears you can view other people's as well.
You're right, they do look creepy.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 15:55, Reply)
ffs

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 15:59, Reply)
I have just mentioned this to my wife and she'd like to know how we can hide such a page.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:00, Reply)
Remove your relationship status.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:01, Reply)
i can't see any obvious way

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:01, Reply)
There is no way to hide it except breaking the relationship status
or defriending each other.
I think it's only visible to people who are friends with both of you, it that helps?
(PsychoChomp, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:02, Reply)
It does thanks.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:05, Reply)
Isn't that just the same as a friendship one?

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 15:55, Reply)
pretty much,

(PsychoChomp, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 15:58, Reply)
Cheeky cunts
Just had an email forwarded on to me from a customer with absolutely no extra text added after he got an out of office from my boss
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 15:52, Reply)
I don't understand this post either.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 15 Nov 2012, 15:54, Reply)
customers emails sporters boss, gets OOO
forwards straight onto sporters.

this is rude
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 15:55, Reply)
You've made the autoreply seem very camp there.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 15:57, Reply)
well it was sporters

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 15:57, Reply)
*puts hand on hips*
Sheesh!
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:09, Reply)
That gets even better
if they're trying to get a different answer from you than from your boss.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 15:56, Reply)
He is

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:04, Reply)
Here's my guess
India this thread shopping days til Christmas people who aren't fed up of hearing about Christmas ALREADY Zlatan Ibrahimovic pi people who don't think Nakers is a bent spastic Number of pounds the Twilight franchise should have taken at the box office
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 15:55, Reply)
are you drunk?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 15:57, Reply)
Not allowed to drink on my new happy pills
I have therefore renamed them not as happy as I fucking could be (but probably healthier and wealthier as a result) pills
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 15:59, Reply)
So are you 'a mental' now then Trotter?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:06, Reply)
Officially I suppose I am, yes
Bibble
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:11, Reply)
I feel left out on here these days

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:13, Reply)
I'm not on any prescription medicines either, if that helps.
We may be the only two though.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:15, Reply)
i ent on nuffin

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:16, Reply)
SSRIs wouldn't help with your particular er... mental deficiencies.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:19, Reply)
I'll give you a good solid wallop in the swingers if you like
You'll be pretty mental after that
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:16, Reply)
That's zero, isn't it?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 15:57, Reply)
No, it's Darth.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 15:58, Reply)
x by number of people who don't think Nakers is a bent spastic
is times by zero, no?
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:00, Reply)
Oh, sorry
It's not times by, it's greater than

See below
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:03, Reply)
Well it's less than the previous answer
Which is one

So yes
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 15:58, Reply)
I've just noticed that all the ">" symbols I put in my post have vanished
It makes less sense now
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:00, Reply)
it makes no sense

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:02, Reply)

t
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:03, Reply)
Ahem
s
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:04, Reply)
He might be from the West Country

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:06, Reply)

t makes no sense am a bent spastic


Are you getting tired of this yet?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:06, Reply)
I am.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:07, Reply)
How's your hangover?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:10, Reply)
I'm falling aslees at my desk.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:21, Reply)
meh

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:07, Reply)
b3ta thinks they're the start of html tags, so it doesn't work <except in subject lines>

(PsychoChomp, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:04, Reply)
Unless you can do
<clever shit>
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:09, Reply)
In a carrier bag?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:11, Reply)
peeer-lease. Pringles Tube.
Although I don't know why I haven't thought of a dog egg bag, seems like it was made for the job. I could just do it on the floor of the tube caridge and then pick it up after.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:15, Reply)
&lt

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:11, Reply)
Seen this yet gonz
online.wsj.com/article_email/SB10001424127887324556304578116392091283994-lMyQjAxMTAyMDEwMzExNDMyWj.html
next big thing in smart phones I think.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:27, Reply)
£ made by Twilight franchise > India > this thread > shopping days til Xmas > people who aren't fed up of hearing about Xmas ALREADY > Zlatan Ibrahimovic > pi > people who don't think Nakers is a bent spastic > £ the Twilight franchise should have made
There, it makes sense now
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:02, Reply)
I'm not convinced that it does.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:03, Reply)
Why not?
It took me AGES
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:03, Reply)
Don't feel bad, I'm sure it's me not you.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:06, Reply)
no it's him

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:09, Reply)
Too easy
t
s hi
a bent spastic
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:13, Reply)
I thought it was some kind of sum with
*/-+ missing
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:05, Reply)
There's a prize if you can specify every single value

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:13, Reply)
some millions>a million> some hundred> 39> 29> 4>3.14>2>0
hows that
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:29, Reply)
Arbitrary Christmas-based guesswork aside I can see two glaring errors here
1. India didn't score a million runs today, England may well end up regretting their decision not to play two spinners but not to that extent

2. Name one other b3tan who doesn't think Nakers is a bent spastic
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:37, Reply)
ah I went with population of india..
again an arbitary figure
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:47, Reply)
Oh FFS
Youth of today, in summary:

1. Stupid sullen fucking prick makes labelling error, resulting in a £766 bill which should have been £60.
2. Stupid sullen fucking prick literally says nothing when this is pointed out
3. Upon being asked if perhaps he might have something to say about this, stupid sullen fucking prick asks 'what do you want me to say?'
4. Upon being informed that perhaps 'sorry' might have been appropriate, SSFP says a half-hearted and mumbled 'sorry'
5. Upon being asked if he is even remotely bothered about this fuckup SSFP replies 'nothing bothers me. Is that what you want to hear?'


Words fail me.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:07, Reply)
Fire. Him. Immediately.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:08, Reply)
From.A.Cannon

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:10, Reply)
Across the fucking Thames

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:32, Reply)
I don't know whether to chin the prick or weep in frustration.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:11, Reply)

chin the suck on his
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:13, Reply)
A happy ending to the day

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:14, Reply)
Oh no, Battered's researching a new 'story idea'

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:15, Reply)
+ about Dave Lee Travis

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:16, Reply)
And another thing, have you notice how much younger policemen are getting these days?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:08, Reply)
Also, 'member Spangles?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:09, Reply)
My friend's cat is called Spangles

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:10, Reply)
CSB

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:14, Reply)
Chompy Says Bollocks?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:14, Reply)
Clue: letter three stands for 'Bro'

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:15, Reply)
Spangles The Wundacat you know

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:16, Reply)
This story just gets more and more fascinating.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:17, Reply)
It really does

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:18, Reply)
I for one think he could write a book on it and post a advert for it here

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:18, Reply)


(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:19, Reply)

i.imgur.com/rcNrT.gif
(PsychoChomp, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:20, Reply)
Frankie Goes To Hollywood's lesser known t-shirt.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:18, Reply)
white dog shit zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:10, Reply)
wassupwithat

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:10, Reply)
*slap bass*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:10, Reply)

ass ent spastic
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:11, Reply)
Do you hire him?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:10, Reply)
I'm going with a NO here

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:10, Reply)
Do I or did I?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:12, Reply)
If the latter, no.
He was hired under what I term the 'old school skullcap network'
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:12, Reply)
Oi vey

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:13, Reply)
Well they obviously don't

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:14, Reply)
Mathematics fails him

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:15, Reply)
The problem stems from his endemic fear of examining numbers preceded by a £

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:16, Reply)
'cos the £ looks like Wilf's tache

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:18, Reply)
Where is CQ these days?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:20, Reply)
He hangs out in a LARPing forum now.
He went for the positivity, but stayed for the fat chicks.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:21, Reply)
Did Cavy abduct him?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:23, Reply)
I think he went of his own accord.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:23, Reply)
LARP chicks are easily impressed
He should have saved the petrol
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:26, Reply)
I don't know what to else to say to him.
I cannot think of a single thing that I can see having any effect whatsoever.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:16, Reply)
buck up or push off?
you'll have the differencce deducted from your pay?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:17, Reply)
I did say
'when you say nothing bothers you, if I was to tell you that this was coming out of your salary I bet *that* would, would it not?'

Answer: 'mumble mumble *look at floor* mumble'
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:20, Reply)
I'm not sure how anyone could take you seriously if you issue a bollocking, based on how you dress.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:22, Reply)
If this dickhead's a Yid then surely a yamukah would do the trick
Or a good slapping with a circumcised cock
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:24, Reply)
why were you staring at monty's cock?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:25, Reply)
Eh?
I'm wearing a jumper and jeans you weird flid, not a fucking clown suit.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:25, Reply)
With a straggly greying beard and your hair in a bun.
The ultimate professional look.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:27, Reply)
It's better than 'angry Krankie' if you ask me.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:29, Reply)
Is that like the 'angry pirate' but involving a couple of scottish swingers?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:34, Reply)
A jumper and jeans?
Homeless people of the 1980s just called. They want their look back.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:29, Reply)
"suck my cock" is a good one
Might not encourage the sort of response you like though. Historical precedent suggests one of the following;

Wide-eyed fear
A good chinning
Acquiescence
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:18, Reply)
Homosexual oral genuinely isn't always the answer you know.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:24, Reply)
You're assuming* that I've only ever made this statement in the company of men






*correctly
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:27, Reply)
surely that isn't the youth of today,
that's the stupid fucking prick you work with.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:26, Reply)
I dunno, young people are shit
just look at AA
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:26, Reply)

dunno, young people are shit am a bent spastic.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:28, Reply)

dunno, young people are shit
just look at AA am what the French would call 'un spastique bente'
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:28, Reply)
That's not the French for bent
The French for bent is "French"
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:31, Reply)
I'm young.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:29, Reply)
Young, but brought up to apologise and not mumble when you're in the shit, though, I'll bet.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:29, Reply)
yup.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:40, Reply)
Aaaaand SCENE!

(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:31, Reply)
How young?
*prepares to beat over head with Back to the Future box set*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:31, Reply)
NONCE ALERT

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:32, Reply)
25

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:39, Reply)
What's the shittiest job you can possibly give him?
Tell him he's doing that until he comes to you with a proper fucking apology.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:38, Reply)
He's already doing that, the fucking no-hoper.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:39, Reply)
I mean as in within his remit.
I wouldn't make my worst enemy face the tedium of sorting your record collection by order of obscurity.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:39, Reply)
I might set him the task
of producing a table listing all the available spare parts for a Mk II Golf in order of price.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:41, Reply)
1p
1p
1p
1p
....
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:41, Reply)
There's a cd holder that cost 60 quid
pop out windows cost 300 and a digital dash that goes for about 200, so NER

second hand, obv
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:42, Reply)
are pop out windows for when your driving is so shit that your passengers evacuate themselves for safety?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:44, Reply)
No, you know on three doored cars sometimes the rear passenger windows pop out on those clip things?
They don't do that on the mk2 Golf, so a company called Happich made them aftermarket. Those cost 300 quid on ebay.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:45, Reply)
I am so interested in this.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:48, Reply)
She fucken asked. Blame her.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:48, Reply)
no
she took the piss out of your boy racer driving
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:51, Reply)
I am too old to be a boy racer :(

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:53, Reply)
What sort of tyres do Mk2's have?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:48, Reply)
185/60R14

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:50, Reply)
14s? That's small.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:51, Reply)
Not for the 1980s non boy-racers

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:52, Reply)
They were on 80s cars.
Smaller, anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:52, Reply)
you mean 1d right?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:43, Reply)
*lights up my world*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:44, Reply)
I said worst job, not best, you half-blind illiterate.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:41, Reply)
Get him to list all possible words that rhyme with Kroney.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:42, Reply)
This is a superb idea.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:47, Reply)
I like this.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:48, Reply)
Make him listen to the entire Oasis back catalogue and grade them in order of shitness

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:44, Reply)
DARFY WARFY WOO!

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:44, Reply)
SWIPEY PIKEY POO!
Alright?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:46, Reply)
pikey?
i think you have confused me with someone else
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:50, Reply)
Too lazy to think of an alternative rhyme
And how is life?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:52, Reply)
meh, can't complain so i won't
ye?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:58, Reply)
Much the same really
Have taken the borderline-wise step of getting a personal trainer to help me lose weight. Well, a mate who works out a lot.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 17:07, Reply)
Damn right she's a pikey. A northern one, which is the second worst sort.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:50, Reply)
i am going to fist you with a giant pizza

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:50, Reply)
*Goatse's in readiness *

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:52, Reply)
Oh, a stuffed crust?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:54, Reply)
that's a silly bet
i could bet you a million pounds that it would get 566 replies and then sit here replying to you allllll night until it gets to 566. but i won't.

i have to go to a speed networking event tonight. bets on how shit THAT'S going to be. "i'm a lawyer." "me too." silence "NEXT."
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:43, Reply)
Why do you *have* to go?

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:43, Reply)
three line whip innit

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:44, Reply)
What?

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:44, Reply)
work mandate

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:45, Reply)
Dress down Friday tomorrow. You have to pay for item with proceeds going to Children in Need.
I hate charity and I hate children. I'm wearing a suit to work tomorrow for the first time ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:47, Reply)
but you were a child once
and you are a charity case now.

how's the missus?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:50, Reply)
She's not my missus.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:51, Reply)
/ac

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:54, Reply)
also utter bullshit

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:55, Reply)
because

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:55, Reply)
if you didn't have a missus

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:55, Reply)
you wouldn't have known whom i meant
and would have said "what fucking missus?"
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:55, Reply)
I know who you mean because you've done this before.
I am seeing her. She is not my missus.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:58, Reply)

missus Duchess
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:55, Reply)
Methinks SirJimmeh protests too much

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:51, Reply)
She's having delusions of political grandeur

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:46, Reply)
Then "I'm A Celebrity" beckons...

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:49, Reply)
I was thinking about going on that
I've been on TV about as much as those chancers
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:50, Reply)
I was hoping that you would be good enough not to cheat.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:46, Reply)
Bitch please
Look around you
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:46, Reply)
don't take that tone with me.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:49, Reply)
You'll be lucky if that's all I take

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:51, Reply)
Psst.
'Tone' is not the name of his boyfriend
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:52, Reply)
Can you believe this guy?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:51, Reply)
I can't believe a lot of things monty,
and i'm upset.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:53, Reply)
Me too, man.
Let's hug it out.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:59, Reply)
DON'T FUCKING TOUCH ME!!
sorry, sorry, i get a bit funny when I'm upset.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 15 Nov 2012, 17:02, Reply)
I....I'm sorry.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 17:03, Reply)
hahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:50, Reply)
They're making a prequel to the Wizard of Oz, could be good.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:55, Reply)

www.guardian.co.uk/film/video/2012/nov/14/oz-the-great-and-powerful-trailer-video
(PsychoChomp, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:57, Reply)
Could be.

Won't be.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:59, Reply)
Return to Oz is an awesome film.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 17:00, Reply)
agreed,

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 15 Nov 2012, 17:02, Reply)
The trailer looks good
Is it based on the other Oz books or just written fresh?
(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 17:11, Reply)
It's not directly from any of the books I think, but "inspired by"

(PsychoChomp, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 17:12, Reply)
Fair enough
Return to Oz was a bit of a mash up of several of the stories.
(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 17:14, Reply)
sequels, prequels, reboots, yawn

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 17:02, Reply)
*shakes hands*


*washes garlic and cowardice off hands*
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 17:03, Reply)
+ 'reimagining'
Shower of cunts.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 15 Nov 2012, 17:19, Reply)
Is there a way to disable that creepy new facebook couples thing?

(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 17:14, Reply)
Get a divorce or defriend your wife on facebook.
That's about it I think.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 17:15, Reply)
Hmmmm, seems a bit over the top.
Are you facebook friends with your girlfriend? I'm just wondering if your photocompilation makes it look like you visiting a strip club on a friday night.
(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 17:25, Reply)

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