As Battered leaves the field, I shall come on as substitute.
Evening all.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 21:17, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

I think Bobby has done the KP thing too.
Comes on to great applause, then twats an easy ball and fucks off.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 21:21, Reply)

This is something to do with peanuts, right?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 21:22, Reply)

Cricket.
I dance to my own tune here - like a pikey trying to steal live wire.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 21:25, Reply)

Fuck off with your posh boy sport.
We watch football here, young man.

What are you, one of those queers or something?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 15 Nov 2012, 21:27, Reply)

No - just Middle Class, educated, informed and intelligent.
Now if you could tear yourself away from Jeremy Kyle for a moment - thank you - these toilets won't clean themselves.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 21:30, Reply)

all sport is for pussies

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 21:32, Reply)

Unlike chips.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 21:32, Reply)

I don't particularly care for chips either.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 21:37, Reply)

I've said it before and I'll say it again.
I prefer Daddy.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 15 Nov 2012, 21:42, Reply)

Your Electra Complex is well documented.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 21:46, Reply)

Agreeing with Cavy right here.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 21:34, Reply)

that's because I am right
I am always right
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 21:34, Reply)

Let's not get carried away.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 21:35, Reply)

That makes you a bender.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 21:38, Reply)

It certainly didn't feel right.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 21:39, Reply)

You tell 'em, Jeffers.
Bunch of nancies.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 15 Nov 2012, 21:42, Reply)

Fuck off with your 'sport'
I don't watch any of it. It's all bent.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 21:32, Reply)

sport is shit.
Except for snooker and skateboarding, obvs.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 21:40, Reply)

D'you know what
I don't mind snooker.
It is probably the one sport I could watch on telly.
I mean, I wouldn't go out of my way to watch it, but if I was lying stoned in front of the box I might not turn it off.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 21:43, Reply)

stoned, snooker is incredible
It's chess with balls.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 21:51, Reply)