going home
Then eating. Might have a dram. Might play some xbox. Might read.

You?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 17:57, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

You still working your way through the Janet & John books?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 18:05, Reply)

no.
End Zone and Gravity's Rainbow. Soz for lack of sci fi.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 18:13, Reply)

I dislike sci fi.
Wanked your way through 50 shades of grey yet? Or are you hoping someone will write 50 shades of cornflower first?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 18:17, Reply)

I read a chapter of 50 shades and it was terrible.
Rambling, no structure, cliches, unbelievable dialogue, one dimensional characters, cringingly bad sex scenes, childish and extremely amateur. Reminded me of Spankyhanky.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 18:21, Reply)

Apparently it started off as Twilight fanfiction
Which says it all
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 18:38, Reply)

indeed
I'd rather read a 'sci fi epic' than the whole thing.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 18:47, Reply)

I have some Thai marijuana at home so that

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 18:24, Reply)

is that from waitrose?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 18:28, Reply)

Oh God no
it's from an organic deli in islington recommended by Nigel Slater. It's to die for!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 19:02, Reply)

Nigel Slater is a talentless wanker.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 19:03, Reply)

He is also a 'woolly woofter'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 19:56, Reply)

How does Thai differ to other variants?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 18:29, Reply)

the differences between varieties are remarkable.
but Thai tends to be lighter in effect compared with your skunks or what have you. Much less debilitating but still a nice rich taste. A more grown up experience more akin to a nice wine in comparison with shotgunning a 2L bottle of white lightning. A bit bent but suitable for your more discerning loser.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 18:58, Reply)

How civilised.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 19:01, Reply)

that's me!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 19:03, Reply)

Just make sure you open the windows before your ex pitches up tomorrow.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 19:04, Reply)

Sunday is inspection day
but all the same I am smoking out the window like back in the day. All good and well but I live on the ground floor on a fairly busy street. Swings, but also roundabouts innit.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 19:55, Reply)

You paedo

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 19:57, Reply)

^ LIBEL

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 19:59, Reply)

MONTY BOYCE IS A NOTORIOUS PEDERAST

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 20:00, Reply)

The Notorious P.E.D

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 20:03, Reply)

I saw him live at what I think might have been his only ever UK show.
He was rubbish.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 20:04, Reply)

I have a Lyricist Lounge CD which has him on live.
He sounded a bit shit.

Weren't Rawkus a great label though?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 20:06, Reply)

I want to do this too.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 20:06, Reply)