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What're you up to this evening?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 17:51, 57 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

going home
Then eating. Might have a dram. Might play some xbox. Might read.

You?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 17:57, Reply)

You still working your way through the Janet & John books?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 18:05, Reply)

no.
End Zone and Gravity's Rainbow. Soz for lack of sci fi.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 18:13, Reply)

I dislike sci fi.
Wanked your way through 50 shades of grey yet? Or are you hoping someone will write 50 shades of cornflower first?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 18:17, Reply)

I read a chapter of 50 shades and it was terrible.
Rambling, no structure, cliches, unbelievable dialogue, one dimensional characters, cringingly bad sex scenes, childish and extremely amateur. Reminded me of Spankyhanky.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 18:21, Reply)

Apparently it started off as Twilight fanfiction
Which says it all
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 18:38, Reply)

indeed
I'd rather read a 'sci fi epic' than the whole thing.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 18:47, Reply)

I have some Thai marijuana at home so that

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 18:24, Reply)

is that from waitrose?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 18:28, Reply)

Oh God no
it's from an organic deli in islington recommended by Nigel Slater. It's to die for!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 19:02, Reply)

Nigel Slater is a talentless wanker.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 19:03, Reply)

He is also a 'woolly woofter'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 19:56, Reply)

How does Thai differ to other variants?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 18:29, Reply)

the differences between varieties are remarkable.
but Thai tends to be lighter in effect compared with your skunks or what have you. Much less debilitating but still a nice rich taste. A more grown up experience more akin to a nice wine in comparison with shotgunning a 2L bottle of white lightning. A bit bent but suitable for your more discerning loser.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 18:58, Reply)

How civilised.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 19:01, Reply)

that's me!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 19:03, Reply)

Just make sure you open the windows before your ex pitches up tomorrow.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 19:04, Reply)

Sunday is inspection day
but all the same I am smoking out the window like back in the day. All good and well but I live on the ground floor on a fairly busy street. Swings, but also roundabouts innit.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 19:55, Reply)

You paedo

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 19:57, Reply)

^ LIBEL

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 19:59, Reply)

MONTY BOYCE IS A NOTORIOUS PEDERAST

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 20:00, Reply)

The Notorious P.E.D

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 20:03, Reply)

I saw him live at what I think might have been his only ever UK show.
He was rubbish.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 20:04, Reply)

I have a Lyricist Lounge CD which has him on live.
He sounded a bit shit.

Weren't Rawkus a great label though?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 20:06, Reply)

I want to do this too.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 20:06, Reply)

house party, can't be arsed but I'll go anyway

(PsychoChomp, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 18:00, Reply)

Pint numbers 5 through 9, eating a steak and packing.
Home tomorrow for 3 weeks thank fuck.


EDIT: your name should really be Monty on high. *drugslols *
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 18:03, Reply)

your name should be Battsy
Because it's the DIMINUTIVE FORM!!!!
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 18:06, Reply)

Belt up adminboy. It has already been established I am taller than you.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 18:09, Reply)

got kicked out of work for the evening
by the caretakers. I shall be staring a t a screen for a bit, perhaps then reading and some sleep because I am a party animal
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 18:19, Reply)

Bugger all, waiting for a laptop to be picked up
Couple of drinks, watch a film, that's about it.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 18:35, Reply)

Shouldn't you be deep cleaning your flat and your missus
in preparation for the big inspection?

In other news, I was in the supermarket this afternoon, and I saw a toddler in a pushchair, wearing a tweed flat cap.

Anyone know if Dozer was heading to Somerset today?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 16 Nov 2012, 18:43, Reply)

you're a ding dong alright

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 18:48, Reply)

A ding with a very small dong apparently.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 19:05, Reply)

Are you home for the weekend?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 16 Nov 2012, 19:05, Reply)

Flying back in the morning. No evening flight available on a Friday which is a pisser. Miss my family :(

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 19:08, Reply)

Gayer.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 16 Nov 2012, 19:22, Reply)

Yes. However at least my family are young enough to do something fun and active with.
How many sets of male Kotex pants have you changed today?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 20:09, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=sV0lKD3KPsc
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 20:04, Reply)

Shit link is shit.
Have you considered consolidating your miserable existence in to one easy kill yourself package? You really should.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 20:16, Reply)

Well it's Friday night
So I'll probably drink a beer and then wake up on the sofa to the sound of a record in its run-out groove.
Then I'll go to bed.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 20:15, Reply)

I have just finished an excellent fillet steak. Served blue, with soate potatoes and a green peppercorn and brandy sauce.
I am now watching a Foyles War DVD, eating dark chocolate and drinking red wine.

I believe I win.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 20:23, Reply)

I believe you are a prick.
HTH xx
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 20:28, Reply)

I KNOW you are a short adminboy shitcunt.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 20:30, Reply)

You are welcome to it.
None of that holds any appeal for me.
As I said up there, Monty's is the evening plan of which I am most jealous.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 20:39, Reply)

You into Boards of Canada?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 20:45, Reply)

They've kind of passed me by.
From what I understand I'm sure I would be.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 20:46, Reply)

You may also like Plaid
youtu.be/xf66Lmrqk00
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 20:51, Reply)

Listening to the Fiery Furnaces right now.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 21:26, Reply)

they have impeccable house and techno skills

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 21:40, Reply)

A computerised Hoover?
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 21:42, Reply)

Just as an aside,
what the fuck has happened to the blonde one out of Girls Aloud? Bugger me, she looks dog rough.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 16 Nov 2012, 21:03, Reply)

I'm not convinced you are asking the right people here.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 21:29, Reply)

She married an older man and withered away. Probably. I've never seen her.

You OK?
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 21:35, Reply)

It's a story as old as time.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 16 Nov 2012, 21:56, Reply)

I was in Devon today, thought I might bump into you.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 22:21, Reply)

SEASONAL PATEL

( broadsword now that's fresh, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 8:10, Reply)