Its proper fucking busy,
I've run out of mulled wine, and the pub is full of cunts.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 17 Nov 2012, 21:36, 3 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Challenge the biggest cunt to a fight
the others will then respect you and leave.
(Bazongaloid, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 21:39, Reply)

Sounds reasonable.
I'll let you know how I get on.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 17 Nov 2012, 21:56, Reply)

Stick some house red in the microwave for 30 seconds.
Easy.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 21:46, Reply)

one cold larp event
I remember the caterers mixing a load up in bottles and leaving them in hot water, it was great, just wandering round the woods with swords in one had and swigging from warm bottles of mulled wine from the other. Like classy, anachronistic tramps.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 21:49, Reply)

I'd rather you didn't pass this thought on to tramps
Armed tramps in our cities is not what we need.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 21:57, Reply)

oh man
I want mulled wine now

I've decided I've done enough work for today
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 21:46, Reply)

You should have a drink

(Bazongaloid, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 21:49, Reply)

i only have brandy in the house
and I don't fancy that
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 21:57, Reply)

Try it anyway
after 2 or 3 glasses you'll find you do want brandy after all.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 22:12, Reply)

Mulled wine is an absolute joke,
The money we can charge for it, vs how much it costs to make is hilarious. Except when I got a bit trigger happy with the brandy.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 17 Nov 2012, 21:57, Reply)

How do you actually make it?
Or do you buy it in?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 21:58, Reply)

You add orange juice to red wine and heat it up with some mulled wine spices in a tea bag type thing.

(Bazongaloid, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 22:02, Reply)

Fair enough
I worked in a pub for a couple of christmases and the only thing we ever did was change the sell-by dates on bottles of Babycham and Barley Wine that were left over from the previous year.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 22:05, Reply)

So have I, Cavy. So have I.
I have half a bottle of cheap wine left, then it's bed.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 22:01, Reply)