You are in the diary, my man.
My Mrs is coming along to say "Hiya".

A wise man once said "Get your ass to Mars", when what he really meant was "London".

Wise words that we can all agree on. N'est ce pas?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 10:29, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

Was it Heinrich Himmler who once said
'oh nice one, that should be good'?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 10:34, Reply)

I think the late, great Charles de Gaul said
" A thing of beauty is a joy forever. So why am I with this miserable bitch".

Wise words that we can all agree on. N'est ce pas?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 10:37, Reply)

I can't believe it was 75 years ago to the very day,
that Mao Tse Tung first posited his theory that 'he who smelt it, dealt it'.

Wise words that we can all agree on. N'est ce pas?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 10:41, Reply)

Well it was 1,000 years ago that Confucius say
Man who walk through airport scanner sideways must be going to Bangkok
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 10:43, Reply)

Ho, ho.
Nice one.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 10:44, Reply)

Not quite all can agree on this.
Let us not forget that The Second Sino-Japanese War was sparked after Emperor Hirohito countered this with the claim that "He who made the rhyme, committed the crime".
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 10:48, Reply)

Yes, that's true.
But wasn't it also laid down by Chang Kai-Shek whilst fleeing to Taiwan that "He who denied it. Supplied it. " ?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 10:52, Reply)

In 1940, wasn't it?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 10:38, Reply)