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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Is Doris attending?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 10:36, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)
I really hate that phrase.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 10:37, Reply)
Doris? Or attending?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 10:38, Reply)
Referring to a woman as a Doris

(PsychoChomp, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 10:39, Reply)
I stand corrected.

(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 10:40, Reply)
Sometimes I call her the Judy.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 10:42, Reply)
Only when she deserved a punch eh? Eh? !!!!1111!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 10:46, Reply)
I assume combined.
As neither 'Doris' not 'attending' is a phrase in it's own right.

You're welcome.
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 10:39, Reply)
Oh man, if he's one of these people that doesn't like the objectification of women...

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 10:40, Reply)
slags, the objectification of SLAGS.
How many times....?

Wise words that we can all agree on. N'est ce pas?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 10:42, Reply)
Yeah soz, I can't keep track of what's acceptable usage and what isn't anymore.
PC gone mad.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 10:43, Reply)
All you need to remember really is that birds love being objectified.
It gives their lives meaning, beyond the kitchen and that.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 10:50, Reply)
She is off to some fancy shindig
So I'm waiting on details of what she is doing. My plan is to sit in a pub and get faced.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 10:40, Reply)
I will see you there. I have a pass for the evening.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 10:42, Reply)
The finest 7 words in the English language.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 10:43, Reply)
Indeed.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 10:44, Reply)
Bettered only by
"Nah, stick those lap dances on my card. My wife doesn't look at my bank statements."
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 10:48, Reply)
Or 'I can stick this on expenses'

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 10:50, Reply)
Or "My name is Set your faces to stunned. I'm really good at counting up to 7 words and then stopping, look I'm doing it now"

(PsychoChomp, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 10:52, Reply)
That's why my bank statements get checked.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 10:53, Reply)
...with the depressing inevitability of your own death?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 10:43, Reply)

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