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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
A bit like when I fucked your mum this morning.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 11:12,
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12 years ago)
couldn't finish eh? never mind it often happens to men of your age and history
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 11:13,
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Her smell put me off my stroke.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 11:15,
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At least mine is alive.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 11:20,
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It is like fucking a corpse though
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 11:21,
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Yeah, they can't all be like the "women" on Geordie Shore.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 11:23,
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You only have to move their balls to one side....
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 11:26,
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I imagine that's what you all live like.
Your kids will be like that!
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 11:29,
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So is mine apparently.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 11:21,
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Not after I finished with her this morning.
I am wearing her leg skin and cellulite as thermal underwear.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 11:24,
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A Bodywarmer, if you will
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 11:27,
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