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Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
It's a hideous way of reffering to a girlfriend which seems to have become popular on here.
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PsychoChomp, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 10:04,
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latest was 13 years ago)
Split arses is a much better term.
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Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 10:06,
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It's actually a term for a prostitute isn't it?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 10:06,
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I have no idea, it's shit that's for sure.
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PsychoChomp, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 10:07,
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I think it originated from Jeff on here, so definition seven is the one to look at:
www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Doris&defid=4922882
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 10:11,
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That's pretty much the context I've always seen it used.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 10:13,
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I'm rather concerned I encouraged that
thing is, I was taking the piss.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 10:09,
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Oooh look at me girls, I'm so sensitive please let me touch you, pleeeeease
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 10:15,
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I don't know why this made me laugh.
I think it's because I had a vision of a grown man at his important supermarket job saying this out loud in a fake girly voice.
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PsychoChomp, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 10:18,
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I typed that from bitter experience
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 10:25,
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I've just realised
Does the fact that you occasionally refer to your girlfriend as your 'real life girlfriend' mean that you also have a virtual one somewhere?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 10:19,
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Obviously.
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PsychoChomp, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 10:20,
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It's just not the same world that I grew up in.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 10:30,
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