How do Cavy
I have discovered that not only can I not get access to my online savings account, but I can't reset the password without going into a branch either.

Which sucks. I do have my account book for the non-web based account, so hopefully I can convince them I'm who I claim to be and get it sorted. And the majority of my savings are in an account I can get at, but these savings are my "pay fees/furnish flat" money, so it would be REALLY good if I could get at it.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 20:03, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

so was it fees or commission?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 20:04, Reply)

there's a flat fee if I pick a commission-paying bank
otherwise it's a percentage of the purchase price. And to be honest they appear to have access to some pretty funky deals so I'm reasonably comfortably. Like 2.7% for 2 years about half a percent lower than I could find.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 20:26, Reply)

that's fair enough.
Mortgages are pretty straightforward. If you do investing or that then let me know. Big changes to advice next year.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 20:28, Reply)

I would have 7 or 8 months ago when I had my house sale money
and no intention of buying property in London. THEN I had LOTS of savings. Now I'm going to have not much.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 20:35, Reply)

fair enough.
If that changes, let me know.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 20:37, Reply)

will do. I might be getting a bonus next year, dunno how much though.

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 20:40, Reply)

Yes you should, because admins know all abut how to invest other people's money. FFS.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 21:13, Reply)

I work for a company that does post-trade processing and workflow
I know how to vet an investment.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 21:24, Reply)

Actually I never wrote that, you can't prove anything about me using corporate information for personal gain.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 21:24, Reply)

I work for a leading wealth management firm.
IN COMPLIANCE, NOT ADMIN!
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 21:28, Reply)

You wear a shirt and tie
And push buttons all day.

You have no authority to make decisions.

Admin.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 21:38, Reply)

I make decisions which directly affect what our advisers can do and what they can sell.
And I have overall responsibility for my area of compliance.

By your definition, most office jobs are admin, seeing as they are administrative in some way.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 21:41, Reply)

Yes, but here's a more immediate problem
I'm getting a real pain in the joints of my left big toe.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 21:49, Reply)

That's only a problem for you.
It's great news for everyone else.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 21:50, Reply)

Why?

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 21:54, Reply)

it's not really, I was just being the worst bully ever

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 21:59, Reply)

i hate having to do things like that in real life
we shouldn't have to talk to real people
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 20:06, Reply)

EXACTLY
I mean, okay I'm pleased they don't let someone who can't remember the answers to half the security questions have access to my account, but even the phone monkey couldn't help. Possibly because I think I forgot to notify them when I moved to London so my postcode was wrong.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 20:23, Reply)