Do live executions on Iranian state TV count as a programme?

(PsychoChomp, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 10:28, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

only if you drag the body behind a motorbike afterwards

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 10:28, Reply)

I did an IT fail last night.
My mobiles power button was playing up, I assumed it was just getting dust in it, so I took off the back, brushed it clean and then screwed it all back in. I forgot one cube of rubber about 5mm wide that was meant to go back in. I ignored it, turned it back on and it is now fucked and won't do anything except charge.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 10:30, Reply)

HAHAHAHAA
I mean i feel your pain
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 10:32, Reply)

Unlucky
The reply I got from my IT fail 'mates' re yesterday was:

'This is not possible no, FTP is not available on the shared server environment your site is hosted on.

A report is the only way to do this'

Grrr.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 10:40, Reply)

Fascinating.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 10:41, Reply)

I'm not talking to you, Syd Little.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 10:42, Reply)

Do you know what the "server enviroment" is?
Because that's basically bollocks unless their using either Urchin7 or google analytics, and even then you can design a report which just exports everything then put it on a FTP.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 10:51, Reply)

I shall ask

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 10:56, Reply)

He may be able to argue that a exporting every field is a report
So you might have to pay for that report but not anything else.
Just say make an export for every field in the database unfiltered, once a day at midnight or something. Then they can drop those files on a FTP. Or they could send it how you usually get your data probably.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 11:01, Reply)

Inscribed on clay tablets

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 11:03, Reply)

Yeah fuckem if they won't add a field and filter to a report without charging
then they should be inscribed on platinum.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 11:05, Reply)