my mum used to have the whole house togged up, but we're always away now, so i don't bother
apart from buying my boss one of those ghastly sparkly camels from paperchase for the LOLS.

alt: a ghastly sparkly camel from paperchase (secondhand)

altalt: monty on one of those documentaries about implementing sharia law into britain
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 12:00, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

You mean spittle-flecked documentaries.
How was your night out? Did you see a Greggs Hat by the side of the road that said 15 miles etc.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 12:02, Reply)

i'd put you on america's next top muppet
in speedos

my night out was great until my friend's husband said something mean and i slunk away drunkenly. he's a twat.

but finding a greggs hat right on my own street (technically a greggs cap, but meh) did make me laugh.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 12:03, Reply)

Yeah, I look great in speedos. I've got the abs and glutes, know what I mean.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 12:08, Reply)

come and answer my new thread
i want to know what you call monty when you're alone together
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 12:08, Reply)