I go away for a morning due to being a cripple
And everyone's flinging the word "nigger" around like a chimp flings faeces. What a world.

I grew up on the Famous Five. Also, The Railway Children, The Prisoner of Zenda, The Children of the New Forest, Swallows and Amazons, The Secret Garden, The Wind in the Willows at various ages. I'm not giving reasons of why I liked them, I'll be here all day, you cunt.
( Kroney, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 12:59, 3 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

You grew up on the Famous Five?
I bet you were 'Aunt Fanny'.

I started with The Five Find-Outers series. I read the first one when I was four or five, then just never stopped reading.
It may be one of the reasons why I never had any friends.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 22 Nov 2012, 13:02, Reply)

One of them.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 13:08, Reply)

"just listing names of books IZ STRICTLY VERBOTEN as it's fucking dull."
That's a lot of books for someone who clearly can't read.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 13:02, Reply)

I don't care about your so-called "Monty" and his so-called "rules"

( Kroney, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 13:12, Reply)

You sound just like Erwin Rommel

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 13:12, Reply)

That fucker rued the day he spoke those badly chosen words.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 13:16, Reply)

Z B *

MORE LIKE!!!!!!


*by Audun Carlsen (this is very funny btw in case you didn't realise)
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 13:08, Reply)

Swallows and Amabons?
I don't get it
( Kroney, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 13:12, Reply)

he's being racist, AGAIN

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 13:14, Reply)

Well wash your garlicky pits a bit more often, discover the joys of toothpaste and maybe -
just maybe - you might have more luck in that department you Gallic ponce.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 13:15, Reply)