Last night I had a warm salad
Chilli-roasted butternut squash, mushrooms and peppers on a bed of spinach & rocket with blue cheese sprinkled on top and a dash of habanero Tabasco, I tell you what it was fucking delicious.

Cue some internet flid saying it needs BAYCON etc but it doesn't. Cheap, light but filling and a) good for you and b) really fucking tasty
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 15:55, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Sounds pretty gay right there.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 15:56, Reply)

Bollocks to you, then.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 15:57, Reply)

I would have turned your spinach bed into bacon, cos I'm the mutha-fuckin messiah

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 15:56, Reply)

I would have punched your fucking teeth in
but I was too busy knobbing your wife.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 15:57, Reply)

Poor Mary Magdelane
that's right Dan Brown was fucking right!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 15:59, Reply)

He was a yid, no bacons for jebus

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 16:11, Reply)

: -O

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 16:14, Reply)