You have a cleaner you effing liar x

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 10:14, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

true
the thing is, she's not very good. the previous ones from that agency have been amazing. but she leaves me notes that say things like "can you buy more toilet duck? hope you like my work xx" so i can't sack her.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 10:16, Reply)

Sack her witha note taped to the front door

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 10:17, Reply)

is that how you dump your birds?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 10:19, Reply)

I find fax is the best way

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 10:19, Reply)

Alright Phil Collins

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 10:20, Reply)

I am not overly familiar with the work of Phil Collins
so this means nothing to me
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 10:24, Reply)

oh Vienna

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 10:24, Reply)

You don't need to be.
He divorced his wife by fax.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 10:37, Reply)

'I'm a lawyer and I am suing your agency for theft and incompetence - hope you like my work xx'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 10:19, Reply)