SPORTERS!!!
I wanted to suggest, that if you do get a nice man pad bit in the garage, for homebrew and drinking, and movies and music and no stupid smelly girls, then I advise that you hang som string somewhere near the centre of the room, or central to the seating arrangements, and attach a lighter to the end of it. That way, never, will you have to trek back in to the house and go through the draws for that stupid long kitchen lighter mrs sporters bought for no reason, as you have electric appliances. You should ensure that it is long enough to be easily swung to any seat in the room. You never know when a spliff will go out.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 23 Nov 2012, 15:20, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

This is sage advice and should be followed to the letter.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 15:21, Reply)

by going back in to the house, you risk being asked to "wash up" or "just grab that stuff out of the washing machine"

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 23 Nov 2012, 15:23, Reply)

Indeed.
Or 'put these shelves up'. I had to start sawing bookshelves last night just after I'd had a sneaky reefer of Thai. Not in any way cool.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 15:25, Reply)

Lusty said you were a useless limp wristed excuse for man and she had to put them up herself

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 15:28, Reply)

I'll tell you one thing
if he's sawing at them, he's doing it wrong.
( Kroney, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 15:29, Reply)

Should I have used 'the force' to adjust the back corners to accommodate cabling then?
You STAR TREK PRICK.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 15:31, Reply)

It's funny because you know full well the force is part of the Star Wars "cannon" not Star Trek.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 15:34, Reply)

I did the sawing.
FACT
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 15:30, Reply)

I'm loving this advice
Except I dont smoke. I may take it up though now
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 15:24, Reply)

Well that will just make you look extra thoughful to your friends who do.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 15:25, Reply)

also,
did you see the comedian in the newsletter?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 23 Nov 2012, 15:25, Reply)

Nein

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 15:26, Reply)

I ent had a smoke in such a long time that i don't know any dealers any more
bad times
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 15:28, Reply)

^ benter than GeordieJay

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 15:29, Reply)

my bumhole is sore

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 15:31, Reply)