Here's the newsletter
www.b3ta.com/newsletter/issue556/

Don't worry I haven't forgotten you lot exist.

( rob Hello, I'm a board sig., Fri 23 Nov 2012, 14:11, a friend [x], Ignore, Hide, I like this! Reply)
(PsychoChomp, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 14:39, 52 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I think people are pressing the wrong reply.
Top tip, press the blue one.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 14:44, Reply)

Rob, I think you've logged in as Chompy.
Also, the black reply button doesn't seem to work.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 14:47, Reply)

I'll get cr3 on that straight away.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 14:47, Reply)

Straight after he's fixed search, right?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 14:49, Reply)

He broke search to stop the terrible bullying.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 14:50, Reply)

That worked then.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 14:51, Reply)

SHUT UP YOU FUCKING IDIOT

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 14:52, Reply)

B3TH!!!!
Fucks sake, is she still not up?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 14:54, Reply)

She got up but needed a nap after she had a particularly exhausting slice of cake.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 14:55, Reply)

Chompy fingers kids

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 14:52, Reply)

It's true:
www.b3ta.com/talk/7597171
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 14:53, Reply)

I'm going to sue myself for libel.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 14:55, Reply)

I think this remake newletter is infinately better to the 1950's version

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 14:59, Reply)

ROBBIE!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 15:09, Reply)

I always hate it when i don't realise a new thread has started and think that everyone is ignoring me,

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 23 Nov 2012, 15:07, Reply)

Yesterday when I heard Morsi had given himself a bunch of new extrajudiciary powers I was like
:S
But seeing that the response by egyptians to this is, "fuck you, we're going to burn your party offices down", I actually feel better.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 15:10, Reply)

genius move by Morsi as the Egyptians have proven that they have no stomach for protest and regime change

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 15:26, Reply)

SPORTERS!!!
I wanted to suggest, that if you do get a nice man pad bit in the garage, for homebrew and drinking, and movies and music and no stupid smelly girls, then I advise that you hang som string somewhere near the centre of the room, or central to the seating arrangements, and attach a lighter to the end of it. That way, never, will you have to trek back in to the house and go through the draws for that stupid long kitchen lighter mrs sporters bought for no reason, as you have electric appliances. You should ensure that it is long enough to be easily swung to any seat in the room. You never know when a spliff will go out.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 23 Nov 2012, 15:20, Reply)

This is sage advice and should be followed to the letter.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 15:21, Reply)

by going back in to the house, you risk being asked to "wash up" or "just grab that stuff out of the washing machine"

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 23 Nov 2012, 15:23, Reply)

Indeed.
Or 'put these shelves up'. I had to start sawing bookshelves last night just after I'd had a sneaky reefer of Thai. Not in any way cool.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 15:25, Reply)

Lusty said you were a useless limp wristed excuse for man and she had to put them up herself

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 15:28, Reply)

I'll tell you one thing
if he's sawing at them, he's doing it wrong.
( Kroney, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 15:29, Reply)

Should I have used 'the force' to adjust the back corners to accommodate cabling then?
You STAR TREK PRICK.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 15:31, Reply)

It's funny because you know full well the force is part of the Star Wars "cannon" not Star Trek.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 15:34, Reply)

I did the sawing.
FACT
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 15:30, Reply)

I'm loving this advice
Except I dont smoke. I may take it up though now
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 15:24, Reply)

Well that will just make you look extra thoughful to your friends who do.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 15:25, Reply)

also,
did you see the comedian in the newsletter?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 23 Nov 2012, 15:25, Reply)

Nein

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 15:26, Reply)

I ent had a smoke in such a long time that i don't know any dealers any more
bad times
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 15:28, Reply)

^ benter than GeordieJay

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 15:29, Reply)

my bumhole is sore

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 15:31, Reply)