morning.
Alright.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 25 Nov 2012, 2:54, 13 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Sometimes, i get pretty lonely this time of night,
Used to be that on a Saturday, we'd finish at around 2 and be straight down The Cellar till dawn. But with ladypig at home, and the dogs, and not really wanting to fall out of a cab, I head home early. But I still can't go to bed.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 25 Nov 2012, 4:02, Reply)

I imagine you typed this hunched over
your laptop in the dark, smoking a reeking foreign cigarette, listening to jazz and speaking in an outrageous french accent
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 10:07, Reply)

Nope.
Sat in the sofa, feet up, trousesrs off, bottle of grolsch and a spliff, watching "worlds wildest police videos" or some such.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 25 Nov 2012, 11:01, Reply)

damnit
I just heard the news that stalking is now a proper offence :(
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 12:31, Reply)

Are you thinking of branching out in a new crime-career?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 12:35, Reply)

well it makes it all a little more tricksy doesn't it?
I mean, are you allowed to facestalk? How far do you go?

Perhaps I could set up a service for other people to stalk, but I'd have to take some precautions now it's illegal
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 12:39, Reply)

You'll be tree in no thyme.
I'm not sure what the law says, haven't really read up on it.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 13:20, Reply)

Sage advice.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 14:06, Reply)

Mornin' Windy !
I've been practicing my violin, I'm up to lessons where I get to play on it now, got some exersizes, really enjoying it.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 12:41, Reply)

pissed down the pub.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 17:03, Reply)

quender

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 17:16, Reply)

Couldn't find the way in to the gents?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 21:48, Reply)

Just back from Birmingham
Nightmare journey up - had to change trains before we even left as someone had a heart attack and was being attended by paramedics. Dump the body on the platform and go, I say.

Then due to the delay - plus another at Coventry where some dickhead held the doors open for several minutes until his mates got there (the announcer didn't use the word dickhead but did use the words "CCTV" and "Police") - the train stopped at Birmingham International and everybody had to run up onto the concourse and down onto another platform and pile on another train. And of course people piled on and just stood in the bloody doorway rather than move down inside the carriages until practically beaten with sticks. *belms*

Still, had a good time once I actually *got* there. Good food, lots of booze and other stuff, good company. Crashed out on the sofa around 3am and then woke up in time for Match of the day at 7:40. Then napped until around 11 when other people surfaced.

And none of the tubes I needed were closed on the way back, which was nice.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 17:32, Reply)