It's a bit cloudy here. That's about it.
Struggling to give a shit I'm afraid.

Alt: Payday Friday/gays

Bonus ball: I am currently in an email exchange with Bond Girl Rosamund Pike. She's fucking begging for it, I can tell you.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 10:45, 3 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

When I say 'it' what I mean is 'her goods to be delivered undamaged and in a timely manner'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 10:47, Reply)

I bet you'd deliver her goods in a timely manner.
eh? eh?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 10:48, Reply)

YOU KNOW IT!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 10:49, Reply)

Sorry Monty, but you'll have to take that round the back.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 26 Nov 2012, 11:39, Reply)

Can you get her to autograph an e-mail and then fax you a copy?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 26 Nov 2012, 10:49, Reply)

Give me a couple of days and I'll be able to post her signature from her delivery

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 10:49, Reply)

You might get something for that on eBay.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 10:51, Reply)

Is that something 'the sack'?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 10:51, Reply)

Yes!

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 10:51, Reply)

I bet it's her who you want to give the sack, the BALL SACK, ammirite?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 10:57, Reply)

^THIS GUY GETS IT!!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 10:58, Reply)

I BET HE WANTS TO PUT HIS WINKY IN HER FOOFOO AND WIGGLE IT AROUND LOL

( Kroney, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 10:59, Reply)

Sweet, can you get me a pair of her knickers (clean) and a pair of her shoes (broken in properly thpugh, no new ones)
Thanks. It's for a project.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 26 Nov 2012, 10:51, Reply)

No probz.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 10:52, Reply)

WOULD.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 10:47, Reply)

Not since the Great Suprendo/shoe rack incident of 2004 has such lofty celebrity filled my life.
Even the Adam Woodyatt/shelving system event of 2008 doesn't come near.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 10:51, Reply)

Monty Boyce: providing storage solutions to the stars.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 10:52, Reply)

That's my shit, yo.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 10:53, Reply)

This

( Kroney, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 10:51, Reply)

She looks like a cross between Holly From ITV, Cat Dealie From ITV and Bridget Jones.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 10:58, Reply)