I really hate weddings
No amount of drink and grub will ever change my mind about this. They are on an absolute even keel with funerals to me.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 11:00, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Funerals are better, you don't have to tolerate unfunny speeches afterwards.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 11:02, Reply)

I gave a great unfunny speech at the last funeral I went to

( Peej, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 11:03, Reply)

Although it is bad form to laugh at the speeches at a funeral.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 11:03, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=U4ljDZpyojs
( Peej, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 11:05, Reply)

AND FINALLY...

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 11:05, Reply)

Really?
I quite like funerals. Especially when people get drunk afterwards and old auntie mabel starts saying stuff like "I never liked her anyway, you know she got with a darkie during the war"
( Peej, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 11:02, Reply)

Haha
Alright Phil?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 11:05, Reply)

Not particularly
Work are trying to outsource us whilst giving us the usual "It's not outsourcing because we don't call it outsourcing" bollocks
( Peej, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 11:08, Reply)

So they're trying to get rid of you, you mean?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 11:12, Reply)

Nope, transfer us to a different company and then use that company to provide academic support

( Peej, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 12:08, Reply)