The storage instructions on ketchup advise keeping it in the fridge.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 13:33, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

The devious cunts do that to make you think it's somehow natural
see also: Sunny Delight
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 13:37, Reply)

Where do you stand on Salad Cream?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 26 Nov 2012, 13:39, Reply)

If anyone soiled my fridge or kitchen with that shite
they'd be at the bottom of the Forth with a concrete jacket on in seconds.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 13:41, Reply)

I like it with chips.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 26 Nov 2012, 13:41, Reply)

Ah but you are a scotch.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 13:47, Reply)

Yeah, we like EVERYTHING with chips.


Also, you're a fucking scotch too, you big gaylord.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 26 Nov 2012, 13:50, Reply)

Oh yeah. Shit.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 13:51, Reply)

I wouldn't even stand on it.
Although a small blob of it in potato salad (say 80/20 with mayo) I have to confess to liking, simply because it takes me back to my childhood when such shit was the norm, even for middle class people.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 13:42, Reply)

I, unlike you, refuse to be controlled by the FASCISTS at Heinz.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 13:40, Reply)