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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I am pissed off.
Third day of the shits. The frequency of my bum gravy expulsions means I haven't been able to take my wife & daughter to the airport this morning. I face another day of little pieces of dry toast & water.

tl;dr wah wah wah
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 8:32, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Bum wrong.
What caused it?
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 27 Nov 2012, 8:35, Reply)
I think it's just a winter bug I've collected courtesy of my daughter attending various kids clubs, song classes etc.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 8:37, Reply)
serves you right for not having a strong enough immune system to cope with a bug your wife and child have clearly avoided.
You rubbisher.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 27 Nov 2012, 8:41, Reply)
Daughter had it last week. Wife will get it. Possibly at 35,000ft today.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 8:42, Reply)
Joining the mile high club eh?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 8:58, Reply)
The bacteria are the size of cats to poor Battered

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 8:42, Reply)
Is that like 'Last Night of the Proms' only with a pooey twist?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 8:38, Reply)
Feels more like the Prodigy are performing Firestarter in my colon tbh.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 8:39, Reply)
Maybe they are.
Had you considered that?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 8:40, Reply)
No I hadn't. If they're listening: fuck off out of my digestive system.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 8:41, Reply)
YEAH, 'The Prodigy',
everyone likes a gig in a waqqqi location but this time you've gone too far.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 8:42, Reply)
Yeah. Piss off Keith Flint and take your mates with you.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 8:45, Reply)
YEAH.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 8:46, Reply)
They've played some holes in their time
but that's ridiculous.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 9:17, Reply)
I'm a shartstarter
Fucking instigator
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 9:18, Reply)

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