Morning.
I'm currently dealing with the lies of someone who owes me a refund and a company who should have replaced the car key of mine that they lost. The resolution of both of these things would help me.

Alt: Actually I feel pretty chipper this morning. Possibly in part due to having consumed some Day Nurse, one of the few cold remedies to still contain pseudoephedrine, which is not only an effective decongestant, but also perks you up a bit.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 8:42, 4 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

night nurse makes my brain go funny,
But day nurse is the business.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 27 Nov 2012, 8:43, Reply)

Don't tell me those chakra crystals didn't cure your cock rot?!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 8:44, Reply)

GAY Nurse MORE LIKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 8:46, Reply)

Nah, you're thinking of the ones that contain phenylephrine.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 8:48, Reply)

Nah, I'm thinking 'Tangles is a gay'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 8:52, Reply)

We all think that.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 8:59, Reply)

Look, I'm flattered by all the attention, guys.
But however much you hope for it to be true, I'm still not going to sleep with either of you.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 9:00, Reply)

+ again

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 9:02, Reply)

Wouldn't you rather take real ephedrine?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 8:50, Reply)

Unfortunately unavailable over the counter at my local pharmacy.
Also, it's thanks to Monty's friends using cold remedies to synthesise amphetamines that they decided to remove pseudoephedrine from most of them.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 8:53, Reply)

Not only has he ruined his life, but he's also ruined the lives of cold suffers everywhere

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 8:55, Reply)

I'm incorrigible!
Whaddam I like, eh? (Ains voice)
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 8:58, Reply)

You are a right Barry Bastard

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 9:03, Reply)

Shut your Felicity face, you Tony turd.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 9:09, Reply)