A record store for dyslexics?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 14:02, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

Alright Localface,
I went in to HMV for the first time in ages yesterday. I didn't buy anything, therefore I believe their system must be flawed in some way.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 27 Nov 2012, 14:04, Reply)

They're a record shop, but they don't appear to stock records.
I'm no John Harvey-Jones or Mary Portas or whatever, but I think this is a flaw in their business model.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 14:08, Reply)

It's because not enough people buy records
so their business model somehow skews to selling xbox controllers and One Direction posters.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 14:09, Reply)

I'm not going to pretend to understand how this works.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 14:09, Reply)

I don't think they know either
I think they're desperately selling anything that keeps them afloat. I wouldn't be surprised if £50 buys you half an hour in a locked stockroom with one of their more attractive sales girls these days.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 14:11, Reply)

They have some good DVD offers sometimes
the complete James Bond on DVD for £49 was tempting, but that's about it.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 14:11, Reply)

I saw a boxset of torchwood marked down from £70 to only £50ish!

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 14:19, Reply)

Does that make you a customer or not?

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 27 Nov 2012, 14:15, Reply)

ha!
I dunno.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 27 Nov 2012, 14:22, Reply)