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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Think HIV.
This is a poster I've just seen I have no idea what it means. What have you no idea about?
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 14:00, 258 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
A record store for dyslexics?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 14:02, Reply)
Alright Localface,
I went in to HMV for the first time in ages yesterday. I didn't buy anything, therefore I believe their system must be flawed in some way.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 27 Nov 2012, 14:04, Reply)
They're a record shop, but they don't appear to stock records.
I'm no John Harvey-Jones or Mary Portas or whatever, but I think this is a flaw in their business model.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 14:08, Reply)
It's because not enough people buy records
so their business model somehow skews to selling xbox controllers and One Direction posters.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 14:09, Reply)
I'm not going to pretend to understand how this works.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 14:09, Reply)
I don't think they know either
I think they're desperately selling anything that keeps them afloat. I wouldn't be surprised if £50 buys you half an hour in a locked stockroom with one of their more attractive sales girls these days.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 14:11, Reply)
They have some good DVD offers sometimes
the complete James Bond on DVD for £49 was tempting, but that's about it.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 14:11, Reply)
I saw a boxset of torchwood marked down from £70 to only £50ish!

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 14:19, Reply)
Does that make you a customer or not?

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 27 Nov 2012, 14:15, Reply)
ha!
I dunno.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 27 Nov 2012, 14:22, Reply)
Alright Bear Pookie The Jobraith Fan,
I have no idea which actor to use for the film quotes round tonight.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 27 Nov 2012, 14:02, Reply)
Gene Wilder

(PsychoChomp, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 14:05, Reply)
Colin Farrell.
Thus allowing the use of a cockload of quality swearing from In Bruges
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 14:07, Reply)
bobcat goldthwaite as zed from the police academy series
and the have to guess which film
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 14:10, Reply)
Cory Feldman

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 14:11, Reply)
How does this work?
You say some quotes from 1 actor and they have to guess who it is?
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 14:11, Reply)
no,
i say 5 quotes from 5 different films that have one common actor.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 27 Nov 2012, 14:13, Reply)
GET TO THA CHOPPA

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 14:14, Reply)
I'm the party pooper!

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 14:15, Reply)
this is a the razor sharp kind of insight which makes it hard believe you're on the scrap heap at 41

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 14:14, Reply)
Brian Dennehy

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 14:14, Reply)
Rodney Dangerfield.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 14:16, Reply)
Yaphet Kotto

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 14:20, Reply)
you know what monty,
I don't know why I even ask sometimes. I'm gonna do Fucking Ben Fucking Affleck I reckon. Everyone knows that disgusting cretin.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 27 Nov 2012, 14:22, Reply)
I don't*


*I may not be that representative of everyone else, mind.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 14:24, Reply)
not everyone spends their evenings watching short art films about the fall of man,
represented in interpretive dance with a traditional african tribe singing to the backing of a colliers brass band.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 27 Nov 2012, 14:26, Reply)
Well I don't know why not.
You've just described the perfect evening right there.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 14:27, Reply)
Needs more cous cous and live culture yoghurt

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 14:35, Reply)
I thought that went without saying.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 14:36, Reply)
Seriously though, I gave you two great suggestions with limitless possibilities.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 14:26, Reply)
true, true.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 27 Nov 2012, 14:27, Reply)
yeah, what's wrong with Feldman?
i also suggest Kevin Bacon and Kiefer Sutherland
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 14:30, Reply)
His hair

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 14:36, Reply)
He's got a funny mouth too.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 14:38, Reply)

funn real purd
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 14:49, Reply)
I notice this misogynistic bunch have suggested all men
whereas these days the term "actor" is used interchangeably for men and women.

Throw everyone by picking a woman - Garofalo, Kidman, Close, Streep, Weaver have all been in loads of films.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 14:49, Reply)
Is it from the same poster campaign as Think Bike?

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 14:11, Reply)
with more bumming

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 14:12, Reply)
I saw an invoice yesterday that included gravel, cement and 'type 1 bottoming'
I definitely don't remember that bit.

/RohypLOLS
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 27 Nov 2012, 14:18, Reply)
chortle

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 14:26, Reply)
It's for piles.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 14:34, Reply)
Bumgrapes?

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 27 Nov 2012, 14:37, Reply)

g
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 14:40, Reply)
* Insert "That's the joke" image here*

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 27 Nov 2012, 15:04, Reply)
To reach the foundations

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 14:42, Reply)
Oh I see.
I thought you were making disparaging remarks about my rusty sheriff's badge.

As you were.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 27 Nov 2012, 15:05, Reply)
Yes. Always double-check your mirrors for immune deficiency viruses
before turning right.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 14:13, Reply)
Electricity
Magic fire!
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 14:11, Reply)
It's witchcraft.
Like that processed cheese people keep banging on about.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 14:17, Reply)
GARLIC ... BREAD
etc....
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 14:27, Reply)
Whenever I see a picture of you I think 'HIV'

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 14:17, Reply)
Monty is a cunt.
Discuss with appropriate examples in no more than 500 words.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 14:29, Reply)
Yup.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 14:33, Reply)
This is quite funny.
www.guardian.co.uk/tv-and-radio/video/2012/nov/27/two-and-a-half-men-angus-t-jones-filth-video
(PsychoChomp, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 14:17, Reply)
what a gimp

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 14:19, Reply)
Is that really how you talk to your followers?

(PsychoChomp, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 14:20, Reply)
He looks like a potential Savile to me

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 14:27, Reply)
I never shied away from a woman, why do you think the dead sea is salty
that's right JESUS JIZZ
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 14:27, Reply)
I don't think that it's very funny at all.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 27 Nov 2012, 14:25, Reply)
Someone had to say it.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 14:25, Reply)
I saw that earlier.
Way to bite the hand that feeds you, dick.

What is it with that show that turns its actors lolmental and sets them ranting at it? I'm really looking forward to when the one that looks like a kicked Beagle has a morose whine about it.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 14:25, Reply)
it's fuckoing shit to watch, imagine having to work on it
must grind them down
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 14:29, Reply)
See:
All American "comedies"
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 14:30, Reply)
What's that all about?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 14:31, Reply)
*insert Seinflid here*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 14:33, Reply)
*seinfeld*
*seinfeld shrugging*
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 14:33, Reply)
I think that's the point, every day reading shit lines out that are only laughed at by morons that are paid to sit in the audience.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 14:31, Reply)
You've been watching party conference season again

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 14:37, Reply)
Football.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 14:18, Reply)
American or the proper one?

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 14:26, Reply)
Soccer.
I have no understanding of it, nor do I understand the appeal.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 14:31, Reply)
each team tries to score more "goals" than the other, the team with the most number of "goals" after 90 minutes wins

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 14:33, Reply)
You can't appreciate the skill needed to score some of the goals?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 14:34, Reply)
I can, it's the 89 other minutes that i find boring

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 14:36, Reply)
Man kicks ball.
At a net. They let wimmin play nowadays apparently.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 14:35, Reply)
This needs more shirts over heads to really catch on though

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 14:35, Reply)
Not going by any of the women footballers I've ever seen it doesn't.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 14:36, Reply)
Hides the faces

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 14:38, Reply)
WOULD HAVE IF I WERE 16
www.fm-base.co.uk/forum/attachments/general-chat/186630d1311438337-women-footballers-caroline-charlton.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 15:05, Reply)
scouser though, she would be riddled I tell you RIDDLED

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 15:05, Reply)
Just get in round the back and shoot

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 15:07, Reply)
You've got to give and go.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 15:08, Reply)
Also
www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/womens-footballer-aiming-to-be-miss-england-865835

Although that's fairly slim pickings from a google image search for women footballers.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 15:06, Reply)
It could just be because she's out of focus
but the one in the blue shirt behind does appear to be about 78% gruffalo
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 15:07, Reply)
She looks terrifying

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 15:08, Reply)

please don't pull my balls off
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 15:09, Reply)
78% gruffalo is fucking excellent!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 15:15, Reply)
I know your standards are low sporters, but you can do better than 78% gruffalo

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 15:15, Reply)
Thanks man
But I like purple prickles all over her back
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 15:17, Reply)
She's 17 you nonce.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 15:08, Reply)
Legal. End of.

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 15:08, Reply)
That picture was taken 18 months ago, you'll need the Lazytown defence.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 15:09, Reply)
which is?

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 15:14, Reply)
Bumming sportacus*
* not me
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 15:17, Reply)
"It was sports candy, Your Honour" ?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 15:19, Reply)

www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Lazy%20Town%20Defence
(PsychoChomp, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 15:22, Reply)
lols

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 15:33, Reply)
It's ok I fixed it

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 15:20, Reply)
maths and directions
my boss likes to ask me which direction we are facing in from various rooms in the building. apparently being able to see the thames should be my first clue.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 14:44, Reply)
Well if you can see the Thames then yes.
But that would then depend on which stretch of the Thames you were on.

Also: Dullest boss ever
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 14:49, Reply)
In his defence, he is in up to the back wheels at the time

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 14:50, Reply)
WHICH WAY AM I THRUSTING WENCH!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 14:51, Reply)
It's important, though.
If you spaff south-west you've got a 47% higher chance of getting her up the duff with a ginger.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 15:05, Reply)
Nah, this one's a noofter, I think.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 14:51, Reply)
I'm doing my managers job today, seems to involve a lot of copy and pasting.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 14:52, Reply)
Are you going to make yourself redundant? That way it'll be over and done with and you won't need to worry anymore

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 14:53, Reply)
Nope, just stepping up to the plate to synergize work flows or some shit.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 14:57, Reply)
well done you, have an above inflation pay rise

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 14:58, Reply)
I'm in the middle of a three year pay freeze, cheers.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 15:06, Reply)
bet your manager isn't

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 15:11, Reply)
Everyone is.
Managers just make up new jobs for each other in higher bands though.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 15:20, Reply)
cunning...
why don't you just move somewhere else if they are freezing your pay? I mean what's the total erosion of your pay over a 3 year period? fairly significant i would of thought.
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 15:23, Reply)
It's almost £2.5k @ 3% inflation each year on a £22k salary
You could buy Sporters house for that
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 15:30, Reply)
Cheeky cunt
£240K would buy mine though
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 15:30, Reply)
; )

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 15:32, Reply)
gaz me a rightmove link so i can be nosey

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 15:36, Reply)
Done

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 15:40, Reply)
Be sure to slag off his choice of decor in public though.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 15:48, Reply)
nah, i respect the sanctity of gaz
unless it's a hilarious breakdown
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 15:54, Reply)
What the....
I don't even HAVE a sister!
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 15:55, Reply)
I have no idea what irony means.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 15:23, Reply)
Your cornflower blue shirts look nice

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 15:24, Reply)
clickin dis

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 15:25, Reply)
you ignorant prick
It's the ties which are cornflower blue, not the shirts.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 15:32, Reply)
Is York under wateryet?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 15:24, Reply)
The Kings Arms is ... again

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 15:25, Reply)
Seems so by the pics on BBC
although 3ft of water in the Kings Arms is average for a flood there I think.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 15:27, Reply)
Yep
They mentioned it was ONLY 1m underwater
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 15:27, Reply)
They have a pillar in there marked with flood levels
one is at ceiling level, and it's a tall ceiling ~ 9 or 10 ft.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 15:33, Reply)
I remember this from when i went to York aged 10

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 15:38, Reply)
An alkie from an early age

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 15:41, Reply)
probably.
But living in Holgate I'm nowhere near the Ouse or the Foss so won't get flooded.

The Kings Arms is a shit boozer anyway. Serves them right.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 15:31, Reply)
I quite like it

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 15:32, Reply)
there are about a dozen other ones in the centre which are better.
Lamb and Lion, York Tap, Last Drop Inn etc.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 15:34, Reply)
Agree but it is still a canny pub

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 15:36, Reply)
meh
It panders to visitors.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 15:38, Reply)
Like me....

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 15:40, Reply)
I don't remember any pandas
I demand a refund!!
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 15:42, Reply)
They ate and left

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 15:47, Reply)
The beer is cheap and it opens early
Plus a river view (close up, sometimes)
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 15:35, Reply)
and it's fairly shit
It's pretty much tourists only. Nobody I know drinks in there. The Ackhorne is bizarrely very popular with the house and techno crowd.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 15:37, Reply)
spoken like a true alkie
we'll pop you in the "self medicating" group on here
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 15:38, Reply)
I'll take you to some of my haunts.
Then bum you.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 15:39, Reply)
My York overnighter is off I'm afraid
so no bumming's for me
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 15:53, Reply)
What I'm going to do with my life :-(

(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 15:26, Reply)
You could impgrenate goats

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 15:27, Reply)
Do you think there's any money in it?

(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 15:28, Reply)
Job satisfaction

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 15:29, Reply)
For the goats?
Or me?
(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 15:30, Reply)
Depends, baby!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 15:31, Reply)
Alright, I'm interested,
Let me know if you have any contacts...
(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 15:36, Reply)
Fuck off
Get your own goats
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 15:40, Reply)
That's just rude!

(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 15:41, Reply)
I prefer the term kinky

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 15:42, Reply)
Is it just goats?
Or have you branched out?
(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 15:44, Reply)
As long as it has horns, I'm in

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 15:45, Reply)
What about me?
I have (the) horn(s)?
(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 15:55, Reply)


(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 15:59, Reply)
have a bath

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 15:28, Reply)
What about a shower?
My 'bath' is not really big enough for a soak.
(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 15:30, Reply)
It's this "Can't do" attitude that is holding you back

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 15:31, Reply)
Saving water, no?

(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 15:34, Reply)
his bath is full of sand...
...and English girls
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 15:35, Reply)
Hey, I'm in!
..oh wait a minute...
(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 15:39, Reply)
Have some children and live off the state
alt: quit whining.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 15:29, Reply)
I have children and don't live off the state
I'm 'stateless', or maybe just 'a state'.
(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 15:33, Reply)
Come home, JimboJames, come home

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 15:31, Reply)
I'm on my way in a week my friend

(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 15:34, Reply)
permanently?
Actually, i don't even know what you do "over there"
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 15:35, Reply)
Stuff.
That is all you need to know.
(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 15:37, Reply)
Jimbojames Bond

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 15:45, Reply)
mindpiss

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 15:46, Reply)
ZOMG, have you got a third nipple and is battered your butler?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 15:45, Reply)
Butlols

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 15:47, Reply)
Stop it...
you're just scaramangering.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 15:48, Reply)
Oh, textbook
The Man With The Golden Pun
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 15:49, Reply)
The spectre of a Bond pun subthread raises its head

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 15:53, Reply)
(Dr) NO.

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 15:55, Reply)
I expect it to die fairly shortly

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 15:55, Reply)
It might live twice

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 15:57, Reply)
Or let die

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 15:58, Reply)
baby you're the best at this

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 15:58, Reply)
I'm keeping the British end up

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 16:00, Reply)
well close your legs, i can see your golden eye

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 16:00, Reply)
That should stop you saying Never again

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 16:02, Reply)
Right,
I don't know who you guys really are!
(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 15:51, Reply)
End it?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 15:31, Reply)
I don't like you anymore.

(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 15:35, Reply)
Aw just as we were starting to become good friends :(

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 15:39, Reply)
Don't get me wrong,
I think you're great. But I'm not getting the feeling from you, so I'm protecting myself - you know how it goes.
(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 15:41, Reply)
Everyone is banging on about " Big Data" do that.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 15:38, Reply)
Tell me, tell me,
what is 'Big data'?
(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 15:39, Reply)
Interpretting data sources so large they can't really be done using off the shelf databases.
So things like analysing physics simulations, meterological data, protiene folding, that sort of thing.
However as companies are collecting more and more data the people who do that for research are getting nicely cushy jobs analysing things like how everyone browses ebay, etc
(PsychoChomp, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 15:43, Reply)

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Big_data
(PsychoChomp, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 15:45, Reply)
Hey, is this what you do?
It sounds pretty fecking cool to me. I analyze loads of data, but in a different way.
(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 15:47, Reply)
Only a very small part. Most my analysis is >terrabyte databases

(PsychoChomp, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 15:48, Reply)
The way you're doing it is outmoded now
Get with the Big Data, JiJay.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 15:49, Reply)
It's the bandwagon I'm jumping on when I get made redundant here.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 15:50, Reply)
Is that on the cards?

(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 15:52, Reply)
stop fannying about and waiting for the inevitable
get your CV out there now, you'll then hve time to pick and choose the best role.

Jesus, what would you lot do without me. next up B3th...
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 15:52, Reply)
I think b3th might do better than you next up

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 15:54, Reply)
There's a queue?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 15:56, Reply)
The animals went in two by two

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 16:05, Reply)
hurrah.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 16:06, Reply)
Redundancy payment will give me enough cash to get certified on Hadoop.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 16:03, Reply)
I think you're right.

(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 15:52, Reply)
Things like 'the length of my cock'

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 15:47, Reply)
That is binary
0 or 1
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 15:48, Reply)
Surely that's 'Big Dada'
But I see your point (from miles away, it's massive).
(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 15:49, Reply)
it'not really, he's just taught his balls to play the banjole

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 15:49, Reply)
*sniggers*

(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 15:53, Reply)
In the Large Hardon Collider, I assume?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 15:51, Reply)
*jousts*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 15:52, Reply)
*tilts*
*falls over*
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 15:54, Reply)
I've eaten too many Yorkie Giant buttons and now i feel sick and my teeth feel furry

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 16:09, Reply)
It does say on the adverts "not for girls"

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 16:14, Reply)
I heard you have that tattood on your cock

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 16:18, Reply)
Just ns

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 16:19, Reply)
yours has, with the addition of "only" as the second word

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 16:22, Reply)
so you're gay and I'm bi?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 16:25, Reply)
And you've got a cock long enough for four whole words.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 16:26, Reply)
In a spiral of 4 point comic sans

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 16:28, Reply)
in fucking IMPACT size 36

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 16:31, Reply)
I'm sensing an inferiority complex here

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 16:35, Reply)
+ED COLON

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 16:36, Reply)

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