My sister had a hamster called Penfold.
It was shit. My brother fed it cider. It died.

The end.

Cheers.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 8:37, 3 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Crumbs Chief!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 8:39, Reply)

I feel this post should be getting more recognition than it is, frankly.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:09, Reply)

Si, Barone

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:29, Reply)

There should be a dedicated part of the site where people can share stories like this.
It would be a roaring success, I'm sure.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 8:58, Reply)

My brother's hamster kept going down the stairs in its ball.
That probably wasn't ideal for it, but given at the bottom there was usually an extremely excitable golden retriever, I reckon the hamster's heart problems may have started there.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:11, Reply)