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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Yeah, this is fun.
Can anyone sum this up for me?
www.official-documents.gov.uk/document/hc1213/hc07/0780/0780.pdf
I can't be bothered to read the whole thing.

Alt: Who cares? There's clearly no one here today.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 14:13, 60 replies, latest was 13 years ago)
Self regulation backed up by a law saying that this regulator must be independant of government and people activly working in the press.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 14:15, Reply)
sounds reasonable

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 14:22, Reply)
445 pages just to say that?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 14:25, Reply)
it also calls rebkah brooks a cunt a lot

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 14:35, Reply)
now that I can relate to.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 14:56, Reply)
I fucked a goat once.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 29 Nov 2012, 14:23, Reply)
How was it?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 14:24, Reply)
It had no nose.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 29 Nov 2012, 14:27, Reply)
How did that affect its olfactory abilities?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 14:34, Reply)
terribly.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 29 Nov 2012, 14:34, Reply)
The poor creature.
Perhaps its experience with you gave it some hope.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 14:37, Reply)
sounds reasonable

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 14:24, Reply)
fuck off nakers,
Alright makers?
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 29 Nov 2012, 14:28, Reply)
manic day, off to see Frank Turner tonight which should be good
going with friends of his and got backstage pass. I am also staying in a room with three gorgeous girls.

DAMN YOU WIFE
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 14:31, Reply)
Sounds alright.
I'm in a bad mood, I was in London for one day, and the pub is a fucking state. Not happy.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 29 Nov 2012, 14:34, Reply)
i bet that chump who wants to be team leader was in charge

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 14:34, Reply)
nah, one of the girls.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 29 Nov 2012, 14:35, Reply)
from the edge of glory to the pit of despair
what did he do? You said he worked hard
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 14:36, Reply)
i'll tell you after his disciplinary,

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 29 Nov 2012, 14:54, Reply)
you're kidding.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 14:25, Reply)
lol

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 29 Nov 2012, 14:28, Reply)
Right up the nostril.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 14:27, Reply)
see above.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 29 Nov 2012, 14:28, Reply)
God I'm bored.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 14:41, Reply)
I'M DOING MY BEST!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 14:43, Reply)
I thought you were supposed to be able to perform miracles or something.
Buddha wouldn't have let things get so shit.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 14:47, Reply)
buddha was fat fuck on benefits

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 14:48, Reply)
I'm MDF.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 14:48, Reply)
I really want to get this
www.richersounds.com/showclearanceproduct/SHAR-LC22D12E/Sharp+Lc22d12e.html
but I can't afford it with christmas coming up :(
(PsychoChomp, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 14:50, Reply)
find me a 32-37" led smart TV with in built free sat. for £300
that'll give you something to do
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 14:53, Reply)
More like £370 or so
www.integratedfreesat.co.uk/category/32-inch-freesat-TVs.aspx
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 14:58, Reply)
That's what you need, Nakers, some convergent technology.
No way will that go wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 14:58, Reply)
Can't get one for that price.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 15:09, Reply)
Surely nothing would make your family, friends and girlfriend happier this Christmas than seeing your happy face because you bought this instead of presents for them?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 14:53, Reply)
why would you wnat to buy a tiny television anyway?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 14:55, Reply)
Because enormous televisions are crass and working class?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 14:56, Reply)
between tiny and massive is normal sized, prick

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 14:57, Reply)
what about enormous solar powered televisions knitted out of tofu?

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 14:58, Reply)
We prefer to act out stories for one another by candlelight.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 15:00, Reply)
stories? you fucking pleb.
performing your own opera is where it's at for the discerning hand-wringing yoghurt hatter.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 15:02, Reply)
I am concerned about little Wolfgang, he'll be seven next week and has still only composed two operas.
One of which isn't really very good.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 15:04, Reply)
roffle.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 15:06, Reply)
that's pathetically small
man up and have some fucking televisual aspirations, chompy.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 14:55, Reply)
It's to be used as a PC monitor/TV in my tiny room.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 14:56, Reply)
why is your room so small? did you get the shrt straw?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 14:57, Reply)
you need to man up and tell your housemates to fuck off
you're the one with the "girlfriend" and you need space to do your "move"
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 14:58, Reply)
those cleavland steamers won't just do themselves.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 14:59, Reply)
He always goes round to hers.
When she stays with him she keeps interrupting the LAN parties.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 15:00, Reply)
He's got a girlfriend as well.
And it's big enough for a double bed a wardrobe and a small desk, just not much else.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 15:01, Reply)
I pay less rent.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 15:00, Reply)
yeah but renting in an MK shared house must be so cheap you can stretch to the big one

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 15:03, Reply)
It's cheaper than london yes, but then I'm not paid as much as I would be in london.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 15:07, Reply)
it's probbly for his bathroom so he can bog wak

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 14:56, Reply)
tank fly bog wank jam nitty gritty.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 14:57, Reply)
hahaha!
*click*

Beatsmeat International
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 14:59, Reply)
I read every page of this
and when I opened my eyes there was a cup of headphones on my bedside tea.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 14:48, Reply)
i wanked into your tea

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 14:50, Reply)
Why do you think I drank it so quickly?

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 14:53, Reply)
because a spooonful of semen makes the medicine go down?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 14:55, Reply)
I've done a new thread and that.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 15:12, Reply)

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