NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 16:48, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

it's on twitter but from a sorta reliable source :(((

(PsychoChomp, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 16:49, Reply)

"Now close your eyes. Put your hands out. Can you tell what it is yet?"

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 16:51, Reply)

he only had two little...
oh I cant be bothered to finish that.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 17:01, Reply)

I won't believe it until it's on the BBC.
Twitter isn't exactly known for its responsible journalism.

Though there is a story on there now about a "man in his eighties" being questioned.

Edit 2: Although this man is apparently from Berkshire. Perhaps not Harris, then.
( Kroney, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 16:51, Reply)

Draw your own conclusions.
Hahahahaha!!!!!1111!!
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 16:52, Reply)

He could be living in Berkshire

(PsychoChomp, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 16:54, Reply)

no one lives in Berkshire
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 16:55, Reply)

I did.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 16:56, Reply)

Nonce

( Kroney, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 17:05, Reply)

I refuse to believe it
he and Tony Hart are my main artistic influences
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 16:54, Reply)

"Two little boys had two little toys."

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 16:56, Reply)

each had a nuclear reactor
dangerously they'd play
each and every day
watching the particles shatter
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 16:57, Reply)

one little chap then had a mishap
Broke through his shields of lead
He looked in the book as he started to cook
and this is what he said

(is what he saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaid)
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 16:57, Reply)

Oh shit
this is it, it's melt down
there's nothing that we can do
the rods in the core
it's gone through the floor
and the sky's gone a funny hue
When we grow up we'll all be MUTANTS
that;s if we grow up at all
And they don't have many locals
in Cheynoble any more
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 16:59, Reply)

shut up

(PsychoChomp, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 17:08, Reply)

you shut up

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 17:08, Reply)

It was Morph. He definitely touched kids

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 16:56, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8Yxmz-csB4&sns=tw
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 16:57, Reply)

hahahah
that is the wrongest thing I've ever heard

childhood=ruined
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 17:01, Reply)

my friend's response to this was
www.youtube.com/watch?v=JbsGOgEKTKs

listen at about 4:40, it gets more wrong
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 17:28, Reply)