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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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So what are your weekend plans.

I'm doing christmas organising, so sorting out food/presents/travel and saturday night people are coming round my flat to play dungeons and dragons (I'm going out) then after they've nerded it up I'll be heading back to play poker.

What are you up to?!?!?!
(PsychoChomp, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 15:11, 114 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Gay

(PsychoChomp, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 15:13, Reply)
Decorations up time I think
what with it actually being December and all.

Might go to Tescos and see what Easter eggs they have in.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 15:15, Reply)
I'm not doing any decoration.
I don't have kids so it's not worth the effort.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 15:16, Reply)
Little tangle's birthday party on Saturday
Out to a gig on Saturday night.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 15:22, Reply)
How old is your kid?

(PsychoChomp, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 15:32, Reply)
36.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 15:54, Reply)
He'll be seven on Tuesday.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 15:55, Reply)
Oh syria has cut off all internet connection in and out.
This'll be good.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 15:33, Reply)
Today is a rip-snorting thrill ride and no mistake.
I'm going shopping in London for winter clothes. I will be hungover, I suspect. This will make it more fun.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 15:34, Reply)
I blame yesterdays returning posters for scaring off the regulars.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 15:42, Reply)
Battered definitely fancies Kitty.
I haven't seen a schoolyard crush that bad since I was 7.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 15:45, Reply)
That was fucking weird and no mistake.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 15:46, Reply)
He was about two minutes away
from pulling her pony tail and calling her a poo head.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 15:48, Reply)
Not weird in the slightest. I simply loathe and detest the cunt, on a level similar to you & swipe's hatred for each other.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 15:53, Reply)
Only significantly more shouty

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 15:56, Reply)
Yes.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 15:58, Reply)
Pizzabash friday
Then very little I suspect. Possibly investigate furniture prices, and other delights of moving from furnished to unfurnished.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 15:35, Reply)
Haven't you lot been banging on about that for months.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 15:38, Reply)
it's the second leg

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 15:44, Reply)
Please tell me more, I'm really interested!

(PsychoChomp, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 15:45, Reply)
Swipey got the all-important away goal
now we have to see if she can capitalise on home advantage.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 15:57, Reply)
As long as there's a shot between the goalposts, she doesn't care which team they play for.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 15:58, Reply)
Prefers this one
www.nust.org.uk/the-titles-in-the-bag-thanks-to-geordie-fans-and-greggs
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 16:13, Reply)

I'll be doing a bit of Crimble preparation, some boozing, some course work and catching up on a few years of b3ta threads/qotw etc.

Such is life :(
(The Boy Monders I have ginger bits in my beard., Thu 29 Nov 2012, 15:39, Reply)
alright Monders

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 15:45, Reply)

Ey up Monty! How are you?!
(The Boy Monders I have ginger bits in my beard., Thu 29 Nov 2012, 18:22, Reply)
good ta. You?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 18:26, Reply)
Tip top
Been well busy for the last year or two. Loads of mither, innit?!

Glad you're well, mate.
(The Boy Monders I have ginger bits in my beard., Thu 29 Nov 2012, 19:04, Reply)
It's Monders everybody!
*canned applause*
You're a day late....
*canned laughter*
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 15:57, Reply)

That right tickled me, did that! Cheers!
(The Boy Monders I have ginger bits in my beard., Thu 29 Nov 2012, 18:23, Reply)

b3ta.com/calendar/event/24608
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 18:39, Reply)
Reply to my new thread you dick!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 18:40, Reply)
Ohhhhh
Yeah sorry pal. Traffic was a fucking nightmare.
(The Boy Monders I have ginger bits in my beard., Thu 29 Nov 2012, 19:06, Reply)
weekend thread on a Thursday? Is it that bad?
fucking hell Wilf broke the internet good and proper
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 15:46, Reply)
It's valid!
His serious depression seeps through the screen. Everytime he posts a lurker commits suicide.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 15:48, Reply)
I got so annoyed at the thought of a 37 year old dying his hair orange
and then calling ME an imbecile, that my brain entirely shut down.


It's only just rebooting.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 15:52, Reply)
Your brain runs Vista?
Kill the indexing service, makes a huge difference.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 16:07, Reply)
He should upgrade to windows 8, only like £25 at the moment.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 16:12, Reply)
Only if he likes people swiping and pinching his face

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 16:18, Reply)
I'm running Windows 7 Ultimate 64.
Do you think it's worth upgrading from this to Windows 8?
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 16:22, Reply)
Not unless you have a touch screen, really
Most businesses will stick with 7, some people I know have tried 8 and once you take all the touch screen wizz off it's no better or worse than 7, just a bit different.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 16:27, Reply)
More secure (natively), slightly quicker boot up.
But not a big enough jump to justify firstly the price, secondly reinstalling all your shit and thirdly getting all the new drivers to run everything.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 16:28, Reply)
Thanks.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 16:29, Reply)
More of a sidegrade, really.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 16:31, Reply)
I've not been the same since he savaged me for mentioning godwin this morning

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 15:52, Reply)
he can turn on a sixpence

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 15:58, Reply)
Not on a bike he can't.
Well, not without coming off, anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 16:00, Reply)
Pretty lithal stuff

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 16:03, Reply)
Lithium mood swings innit.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 16:03, Reply)
Did you see the QOTW?
It's mine and I only suggested it as a joke.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 15:59, Reply)
That's how the shed one came about as well.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 16:02, Reply)
Yeah, I've seen it, it'll be shit
The image challenge is good this week though.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 16:02, Reply)
Sadly B3tards is blocked at work so I rarely look at the Image Challenge
Or perhaps fortunately, given the typical images.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 16:20, Reply)
There's some good ones this week.
Fist time for ages.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 16:29, Reply)
I don't want to hear about your fist time.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 16:31, Reply)
I"ve got the weekend off for the first time in god knows how long.
Wedding Friday, then a lazy Saturday, take the dogs somewhere lnot flooded for a bit, dinner and a movie, Sunday, WHO KNOWS!
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 29 Nov 2012, 16:00, Reply)
World = oyster

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 16:00, Reply)
I asked your Mrs out for a drink.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 29 Nov 2012, 16:43, Reply)
I see.......

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 17:53, Reply)
Friday night got friends over for dinner
saturday will involve looking after mini ape, sanding a door and maybe watching some rugby, 30th in the evening, Sunday got friends over for dinner.

I may need Monday off
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 16:15, Reply)

Friday; sharing pizza with a load of twats.
Saturday; catching up on work I should have done when ill this week. Watching rugby.
Sunday; farmers market, christmas shopping, pub, newspapers, cooking.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 16:20, Reply)
BEST THREAD EVER!

(PsychoChomp, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 16:36, Reply)
Friday night I intend to get shit faced
then I shall spend the weekend sleeping.

it's been a long month
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 16:45, Reply)
Twitter is saying Rolf Harris has been arrested about the Saville investigation.
I don't believe it. :(((
(PsychoChomp, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 16:47, Reply)
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 16:48, Reply)
it's on twitter but from a sorta reliable source :(((

(PsychoChomp, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 16:49, Reply)
"Now close your eyes. Put your hands out. Can you tell what it is yet?"

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 16:51, Reply)
he only had two little...
oh I cant be bothered to finish that.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 17:01, Reply)
I won't believe it until it's on the BBC.
Twitter isn't exactly known for its responsible journalism.

Though there is a story on there now about a "man in his eighties" being questioned.

Edit 2: Although this man is apparently from Berkshire. Perhaps not Harris, then.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 16:51, Reply)
Draw your own conclusions.
Hahahahaha!!!!!1111!!
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 16:52, Reply)
He could be living in Berkshire

(PsychoChomp, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 16:54, Reply)

no one lives in Berkshire
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 16:55, Reply)
I did.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 16:56, Reply)
Nonce

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 17:05, Reply)
I refuse to believe it
he and Tony Hart are my main artistic influences
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 16:54, Reply)
"Two little boys had two little toys."

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 16:56, Reply)
each had a nuclear reactor
dangerously they'd play
each and every day
watching the particles shatter
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 16:57, Reply)
one little chap then had a mishap
Broke through his shields of lead
He looked in the book as he started to cook
and this is what he said

(is what he saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaid)
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 16:57, Reply)
Oh shit
this is it, it's melt down
there's nothing that we can do
the rods in the core
it's gone through the floor
and the sky's gone a funny hue
When we grow up we'll all be MUTANTS
that;s if we grow up at all
And they don't have many locals
in Cheynoble any more
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 16:59, Reply)
shut up

(PsychoChomp, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 17:08, Reply)
you shut up

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 17:08, Reply)
It was Morph. He definitely touched kids

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 16:56, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8Yxmz-csB4&sns=tw
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 16:57, Reply)
hahahah
that is the wrongest thing I've ever heard

childhood=ruined
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 17:01, Reply)
my friend's response to this was
www.youtube.com/watch?v=JbsGOgEKTKs

listen at about 4:40, it gets more wrong
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 17:28, Reply)
It's true; story broken by the same journalist that was first to announce DLT's arrest
https://twitter.com/mwilliamsthomas
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 16:50, Reply)
You are going to be sued into next, you and dozer are doomed

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 17:01, Reply)
Sad times. Surely not :(

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 16:56, Reply)
Reputable Aussie TV journalist confirms it
https://twitter.com/BrettMason10
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 16:58, Reply)
Twitter is famed for hoaxes...
Morgan freeman is still alive!
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 16:56, Reply)
I'll never look at a wobbleboard and heavy breathing in the same light again.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 16:57, Reply)
I heard he had his own room at the animal hospital
And he go in there with young cats :(
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 16:59, Reply)
He fiddled with the family pets on Animal Hospital. No doubt about it.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 17:06, Reply)
Do you think he'd be tried
At the court of king caractacus?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 17:27, Reply)
Christmas decorations and boozing mainly

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 16:56, Reply)
I'll mostly be finding out where you cunts live
shopping for contract killers.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 29 Nov 2012, 16:59, Reply)
Is this the begining of a flounce?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 17:00, Reply)
I hope so.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 17:04, Reply)
You'll only be happy when offtopic is just you on your own talking to yourself about how shit everyone used to be.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 17:07, Reply)
is is not already?

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 29 Nov 2012, 17:08, Reply)
Nope
Plus I'd like to see a number of people back: BGB, HimJim, BrianH and others, plus more post more often (DG for one).
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 17:09, Reply)
Mental, suicidal, bgn

(PsychoChomp, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 17:10, Reply)
yeah, you got me for all that now.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 29 Nov 2012, 17:12, Reply)
big gay nonce?

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 17:17, Reply)
back ground noise.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 17:30, Reply)
Not a chance Nakers.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 29 Nov 2012, 17:07, Reply)
Just get them off craigslist.
Easiest way.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 17:02, Reply)
Thank you stalk-miester
I am but an egg.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 29 Nov 2012, 17:08, Reply)
he's just trying to get you to come out of your shell

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 17:09, Reply)
hyuk hyuk hyuk
Hey Caves, what be occuring?
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 29 Nov 2012, 17:12, Reply)
alright there
the edited footage is now with the special effects team, not long to wait now :)
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 17:13, Reply)
Cool.
I figured something was happening when Dropbox told me I was maxed out. it should be good. :)
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 29 Nov 2012, 17:15, Reply)
hopefully he'll get it done this weekend
then it goes to the ref guy, then I will put it on the fb group
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 17:17, Reply)
shit, i forgot, i'll add you now.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 29 Nov 2012, 17:58, Reply)

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