alright T-Bone?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 20:00, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

To slightly mangle the Top Cat theme
"Close friends get to call him TD, providing it's with dignity".

I am not, nor have I ever been "T-bone".
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 20:05, Reply)

You are now.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 20:08, Reply)

So much so that you'd "steak" your reputation on it?
*LTIs*
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 30 Nov 2012, 20:19, Reply)

did you see my awesome run of hilarious puns in teh previous thread?
it was so incredible everyone stopped posting as they realised they couldn't be as cool as me
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 20:22, Reply)

I didn't.
However, I'm buggering off for a bit as it's the missus' candle day, so I'm going to let her play for a bit.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 30 Nov 2012, 20:24, Reply)

Hurrah for Tourettes!

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 20:28, Reply)

Hoorays for TD \o/
*jiggles jubblies*
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 20:34, Reply)

HAPPY CANDLE DAY

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 20:37, Reply)

THANKS LOVELY <3
How's it going?
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 20:41, Reply)

OK now
I had the most stresssful 4 weeks or so but now it's Ok and I have had half a bottle of wine and now I have less coordination

you?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 20:42, Reply)

Co-ordination is for poofs
Dyspraxia and wine FTW \O/
I take it you got caught up with teh studies?
Yeah, I'm ok thanks x
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 20:45, Reply)

it was an inspection
otherwise known as the most stressful thing known to human kind. It was worse than I imagined, but at least they didn't come and see me
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 20:49, Reply)

Hmmm.
I knew a joke about OFSTED once, as in an alternative acronym, but I've forgotten. At least it's a relief when it's over. Maybe if they had observed you, the ratings would've shot UP :o)
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 20:52, Reply)

damn right
it was the welsh ones anyway, who have an especially stressful and not very representative way of inspecting. yay wales.

actually more likely I'd have arsed about, said something stupid and embarassed the whole place
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 20:59, Reply)

p.s.
BGB sends her love x
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 20:59, Reply)

i only just saw this
hey, BGB!
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 22:17, Reply)

Alright Guv!
Happy candleday!

I'm trying to sort out a beer with our mate but I'm daft busy at the moment. I will though. Work should die off in January.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 20:38, Reply)

Thanks chick :o)
Pray tell, who is this mutual daft mate? LOL
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 20:42, Reply)

You know who.

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 20:50, Reply)

Burt Chimpcaster?

( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 20:53, Reply)

Not that one, no...
If I invoke the name Rory will take a break from subjugating his kids into a humourless life and unleash his repressed vitriol in the only way he can.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 20:59, Reply)

LOL

( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 21:02, Reply)

You invoked the name above
Rory will be squirming with excitment and will post....
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 21:05, Reply)

*rubs thighs in anticipation*

( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 21:06, Reply)

Why hasn't he turned up?
Come on Rory - we need your spastic morality here.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 21:17, Reply)

hello lovely
happy day.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 30 Nov 2012, 20:44, Reply)

Like your board sig ;o)

( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 20:46, Reply)

danke mein schatz
How's life in the frozen north? it's fuckin' brass monkeys down here.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 30 Nov 2012, 20:47, Reply)

Ooh, I like monkeys!

( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 20:53, Reply)

Say Hi to Burt for me.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 30 Nov 2012, 20:55, Reply)