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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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alright swipington?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 2 Dec 2012, 21:36, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Alright plumdozer

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Sun 2 Dec 2012, 21:37, Reply)
alright Vipros

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 2 Dec 2012, 21:40, Reply)
How are ting?
Fuck, was trying to write things but my ipad is clearly a rasta today.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Sun 2 Dec 2012, 21:44, Reply)
alright
I have next week off but I'n doing some srs DIY bsns.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 2 Dec 2012, 21:45, Reply)
Exciting times.
I had one of those weeks off a couple of weeks back. Got carpet now. It's glorious.

What are you planning?
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Sun 2 Dec 2012, 21:46, Reply)
belt sander is booked
Sanding, staining and varnishing my lounge floor.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 2 Dec 2012, 21:48, Reply)
Fun. Prepared to live in a cloud of dust for a while?

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Sun 2 Dec 2012, 21:49, Reply)
I just had my hall plastered as well.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 2 Dec 2012, 21:52, Reply)
I'll bet you had your back passage plastered while you we're at it

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Sun 2 Dec 2012, 21:53, Reply)
He loves it when he ends the day with a face like a plasterers radio.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 2 Dec 2012, 21:54, Reply)
Ting is my friend's nickname for monty's favourite powder

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 2 Dec 2012, 21:46, Reply)
Ting is also a popular soft drink,
That goes very well with rum.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 2 Dec 2012, 21:51, Reply)
Rum and ting rings a bell

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Sun 2 Dec 2012, 21:53, Reply)
I've seen that in tesco
Never tried it though - is it a bit like lilt?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 2 Dec 2012, 21:59, Reply)
Why have you killed qotw?
Killed it like a hamster under a hobnailed boot
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 2 Dec 2012, 21:38, Reply)
nobody can compete with my l33t comedy skillz

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 2 Dec 2012, 21:41, Reply)
Squisssssh

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 2 Dec 2012, 21:42, Reply)
oh babygirl, always the bullying

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 2 Dec 2012, 21:43, Reply)
Hamsters suck, that's why
When will you get a real pet???
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 2 Dec 2012, 21:49, Reply)
hamsters are ace.
Stop bullying me please.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 2 Dec 2012, 21:53, Reply)
They don't bond with you like dogs or cats or birds
They are rodents; they just exist, pointlessly!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 2 Dec 2012, 21:56, Reply)
they are great pets.
So gentle and funny.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 2 Dec 2012, 21:58, Reply)
They are renowned for their sense of humor.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 2 Dec 2012, 21:59, Reply)
They still don't laugh at your jokes darling!

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 2 Dec 2012, 22:01, Reply)
The Syrian ones would, but they've had Internet access cut-off.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 2 Dec 2012, 22:04, Reply)
:(((((

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 2 Dec 2012, 22:05, Reply)
This isn't helping me with my shopping.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 2 Dec 2012, 22:07, Reply)
hey Jeff, hey hey Jeff!
Did you hear! In REAL LIFE there was a lorry load of meat carcasses strewn on the motorway. I had a pungasm all over the board
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 2 Dec 2012, 22:03, Reply)
I did hear that!
Sorry I missed the punnage.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 2 Dec 2012, 22:05, Reply)
you'd have loved it

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 2 Dec 2012, 22:06, Reply)

funny colossally BENT
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 2 Dec 2012, 22:00, Reply)
stop making me side with PD!

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 2 Dec 2012, 22:00, Reply)
Sorry
To put you in such a ghastly position
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 2 Dec 2012, 22:01, Reply)
it's like a terrible moral dilema

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 2 Dec 2012, 22:02, Reply)
How can something so wrong feel so...
WRONG
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 2 Dec 2012, 22:04, Reply)

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