So how did you chumps waste your weekend
and how will you waste the next week as it takes you that bit closer to death?

alt: what is your favourite flower?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 2 Dec 2012, 17:59, 124 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

RHODODENDRON! IS A NICE FLOWER!

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 2 Dec 2012, 18:13, Reply)

serious, those bad boys destroy the landscape or someting

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 2 Dec 2012, 19:00, Reply)

I don't really like them.
I was quoting a song for comedic effect.

A comedic effect that only really has an effect if the audience understands the Roxy Music reference.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 2 Dec 2012, 19:02, Reply)

never mind
eh
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 2 Dec 2012, 19:03, Reply)

I've ruined everything.
Oh woe woe woe. Love is the drug.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 2 Dec 2012, 19:05, Reply)

This is also a Roxy Music reference.
Although it was later covered by Grace Jones. Who also covered Warm Leatherette by The Normal which was the performing name of the founder of Mute records who later released a lot of Depeche Mode's seminal material. By which I mean the tracks that were critically acclaimed. Not Dave Gahan's spunk. Which is probably sticky and smells of old heroin. I'm sure you can see where I'm going with this.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 2 Dec 2012, 19:13, Reply)

I occasionally have a brief moment of cold clarity and wonder what would have happened if I'd dedicated my brain to EVIL.
I had one just then. Just at the moment where I was considering the spunk of a heroin-addled 80s pop star.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 2 Dec 2012, 19:17, Reply)

What's your favourite type of spunk?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 2 Dec 2012, 19:21, Reply)

Gay Spunk.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=QuQaBAEl_mo&feature=youtube_gdata_player
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 2 Dec 2012, 19:31, Reply)

I know you like gay spunk,
I was asking shambles.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 2 Dec 2012, 19:34, Reply)

I quite like gay spunk.
If I were ever to need some spunk I should imagine it would be the easiest to get hold of. What with it coming from men in typically sexual situations and me being another man.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 2 Dec 2012, 19:49, Reply)

Excellent,
Glad we've cleared that up.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 2 Dec 2012, 20:18, Reply)

I always get Warm Leatherete stuck in my head
when I'm in the kitchen, only it's 'warm vineagrette'
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 2 Dec 2012, 19:25, Reply)

This is the most horribly middle class thing I've read all week.
Congratulations.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 2 Dec 2012, 19:48, Reply)

i am middle class these days
i have 5 different types of vinegar in the kitchen

I disgust myself
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 2 Dec 2012, 20:32, Reply)

I went a bit OTT on QOTW
It was a moment of madness.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 2 Dec 2012, 18:17, Reply)

I really can't understand why you don't like christmas.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 2 Dec 2012, 18:18, Reply)

Also, for some reason their doesnt seem to be a way to invite you in to Dice Club from my mobile,
So it'll have to wait till tomorrow. Sox.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 2 Dec 2012, 18:21, Reply)

OK
I will look forward to it or something
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 2 Dec 2012, 19:00, Reply)

Its not terribly exciting.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 2 Dec 2012, 19:03, Reply)

it's just all so fake
like a big lie the whole of society tells itself that this time of year is magical and that buying stuff will make us happier
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 2 Dec 2012, 19:00, Reply)

i agree with the whole commercialism thing,
But anything that gives us all a good excuse to get together and hang out is fine by me. My family are pretty shit at organising getting together, so these hallmark events, although slightly sickmaking, do some real good for me and seeing people I miss.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 2 Dec 2012, 19:03, Reply)

Spending christmas with my family is pretty excruciating
I'll go see them some other time. Even if it was fun, I don't think it's worth the 6 weeks of unpleasantness caused by stressed people in shops
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 2 Dec 2012, 19:05, Reply)

See,
This is the beauty of working during everyone else's free time. When I go shopping on a Monday afternoon, everything is nice and calm. I guess I miss a lot of the normal stresses by only ever having Christmas day off, and spending tbat one day with dad is awesome, as he finally relaxes for a bit.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 2 Dec 2012, 19:08, Reply)

It IS magical
buying stuff WILL make us happier

frankly I don't see the problem here
( broadsword now that's fresh, Sun 2 Dec 2012, 19:46, Reply)

can you buy breasts?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 2 Dec 2012, 20:19, Reply)

I finally succumbed and stuck the tree up (as it were)
but I had to do some EPIC cleaning first to make room for it.
next week I might even do more cleaning. I am just THAT rock n roll.

Alt: Stargazer lily (had them at the wedding) or hibiscus.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 2 Dec 2012, 18:22, Reply)

Same here
and a truly epic mountain of ironing, too.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Sun 2 Dec 2012, 18:42, Reply)

See,
I like a bit of Christmas, but it seems a bit early yet.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 2 Dec 2012, 18:52, Reply)

christmas trees do make me a little nostalgic
for when I was a kid, I loved decorating them, but then I didn't have to hoover the needles
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 2 Dec 2012, 19:48, Reply)

I did some stuff
next week I'll be doing some more stuff
( broadsword now that's fresh, Sun 2 Dec 2012, 19:47, Reply)

you are a true hero

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 2 Dec 2012, 19:49, Reply)

Do you wanna hear what I'm doing the week after next?

( broadsword now that's fresh, Sun 2 Dec 2012, 19:50, Reply)

I do.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 2 Dec 2012, 20:19, Reply)

of course

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 2 Dec 2012, 20:31, Reply)

altalt:
how many types of vinegar do you own?
How many oils?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 2 Dec 2012, 20:57, Reply)

I've got 7 types of mustard
3 oils, 4 vinegars I believe
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Sun 2 Dec 2012, 21:15, Reply)

I'd expect you to have more
how do
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 2 Dec 2012, 21:41, Reply)

More oil, vinegar or mustard?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Sun 2 Dec 2012, 21:47, Reply)

oils and vinegars
your mustard collection is impressive
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 2 Dec 2012, 21:57, Reply)

I find I only need those select few

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Sun 2 Dec 2012, 22:14, Reply)

1

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 2 Dec 2012, 21:25, Reply)

1 of each
of 1 which is both?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 2 Dec 2012, 21:41, Reply)

1 vinegar,
3 oils. Well 2 oils and an oyl.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 2 Dec 2012, 21:45, Reply)

what is the difference between oil and oyl?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 2 Dec 2012, 22:01, Reply)

Mark up

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Sun 2 Dec 2012, 22:15, Reply)

Several

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 2 Dec 2012, 21:35, Reply)

count them!
it's important
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 2 Dec 2012, 21:42, Reply)

Sarsons
And that one cal spray oil. I usually stir fry vegetables in water, try to save a few calories!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 2 Dec 2012, 21:38, Reply)

sounds like boiling
only flatter
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 2 Dec 2012, 21:41, Reply)

They still taste stir fried
With a sauce on I reckon you'd struggle to taste the difference. Of course, compared to drizzling the little cunts with chilli or garlic oil and roasting them, there is no comparison!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 2 Dec 2012, 21:43, Reply)

So
Where is everyone tonight? Surely it's too cold to be playing out!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 2 Dec 2012, 21:29, Reply)

alright swipington?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 2 Dec 2012, 21:36, Reply)

Alright plumdozer

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Sun 2 Dec 2012, 21:37, Reply)

alright Vipros

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 2 Dec 2012, 21:40, Reply)

How are ting?
Fuck, was trying to write things but my ipad is clearly a rasta today.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Sun 2 Dec 2012, 21:44, Reply)

alright
I have next week off but I'n doing some srs DIY bsns.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 2 Dec 2012, 21:45, Reply)

Exciting times.
I had one of those weeks off a couple of weeks back. Got carpet now. It's glorious.

What are you planning?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Sun 2 Dec 2012, 21:46, Reply)

belt sander is booked
Sanding, staining and varnishing my lounge floor.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 2 Dec 2012, 21:48, Reply)

Fun. Prepared to live in a cloud of dust for a while?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Sun 2 Dec 2012, 21:49, Reply)

I just had my hall plastered as well.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 2 Dec 2012, 21:52, Reply)

I'll bet you had your back passage plastered while you we're at it

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Sun 2 Dec 2012, 21:53, Reply)

He loves it when he ends the day with a face like a plasterers radio.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 2 Dec 2012, 21:54, Reply)

Ting is my friend's nickname for monty's favourite powder

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 2 Dec 2012, 21:46, Reply)

Ting is also a popular soft drink,
That goes very well with rum.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 2 Dec 2012, 21:51, Reply)

Rum and ting rings a bell

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Sun 2 Dec 2012, 21:53, Reply)

I've seen that in tesco
Never tried it though - is it a bit like lilt?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 2 Dec 2012, 21:59, Reply)

Why have you killed qotw?
Killed it like a hamster under a hobnailed boot
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 2 Dec 2012, 21:38, Reply)

nobody can compete with my l33t comedy skillz

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 2 Dec 2012, 21:41, Reply)

Squisssssh

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 2 Dec 2012, 21:42, Reply)

oh babygirl, always the bullying

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 2 Dec 2012, 21:43, Reply)

Hamsters suck, that's why
When will you get a real pet???
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 2 Dec 2012, 21:49, Reply)

hamsters are ace.
Stop bullying me please.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 2 Dec 2012, 21:53, Reply)

They don't bond with you like dogs or cats or birds
They are rodents; they just exist, pointlessly!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 2 Dec 2012, 21:56, Reply)

they are great pets.
So gentle and funny.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 2 Dec 2012, 21:58, Reply)

They are renowned for their sense of humor.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 2 Dec 2012, 21:59, Reply)

They still don't laugh at your jokes darling!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 2 Dec 2012, 22:01, Reply)

The Syrian ones would, but they've had Internet access cut-off.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 2 Dec 2012, 22:04, Reply)

:(((((

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 2 Dec 2012, 22:05, Reply)

This isn't helping me with my shopping.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 2 Dec 2012, 22:07, Reply)

hey Jeff, hey hey Jeff!
Did you hear! In REAL LIFE there was a lorry load of meat carcasses strewn on the motorway. I had a pungasm all over the board
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 2 Dec 2012, 22:03, Reply)

I did hear that!
Sorry I missed the punnage.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 2 Dec 2012, 22:05, Reply)

you'd have loved it

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 2 Dec 2012, 22:06, Reply)

funny colossally BENT
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 2 Dec 2012, 22:00, Reply)

stop making me side with PD!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 2 Dec 2012, 22:00, Reply)

Sorry
To put you in such a ghastly position
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 2 Dec 2012, 22:01, Reply)

it's like a terrible moral dilema

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 2 Dec 2012, 22:02, Reply)

How can something so wrong feel so...
WRONG
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 2 Dec 2012, 22:04, Reply)

Evening Gonads.
I'm trying to find things to buy for people as Christmas gifts.

It isn't going well.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 2 Dec 2012, 21:45, Reply)

Alright Geoffrey.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 2 Dec 2012, 21:46, Reply)

Good thanks.
Ooh, it's gone a bit cold.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 2 Dec 2012, 21:48, Reply)

It was a lovely fresh cold day here today,
Cold and crisp, took the dogs up the woods for a few hours. Was bliss.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 2 Dec 2012, 21:49, Reply)

Lovely.
Done any pub based work today?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 2 Dec 2012, 21:51, Reply)

nah, was at a wedding friday, then in london yesterday,
So took today off too and made a weekend of it.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 2 Dec 2012, 21:52, Reply)

Nice.
See any OT based benders?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 2 Dec 2012, 21:54, Reply)

Fri night we finished at about 6.30am
He was wise to steer clear
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 2 Dec 2012, 21:57, Reply)

Nah,
Was going to join them in London Friday night, but didn't get in to London early enough really. Next time.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 2 Dec 2012, 21:58, Reply)

alright Lord Jeffington ffoulkes-Smythe

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 2 Dec 2012, 21:47, Reply)

Alright PD.
Do any paid record playing this weekend?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 2 Dec 2012, 21:48, Reply)

nope.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 2 Dec 2012, 21:50, Reply)

Bad times.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 2 Dec 2012, 21:52, Reply)

everyone on my chritmas list is getting jam, chutney
or some russian tat from me
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 2 Dec 2012, 21:48, Reply)

You could get PD another hamster in Russia.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 2 Dec 2012, 21:49, Reply)

To squash

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 2 Dec 2012, 21:50, Reply)

Orange and Barley?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 2 Dec 2012, 21:51, Reply)

I like Syrian ones. Not Russian.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 2 Dec 2012, 21:50, Reply)

Russian hamsters are ace
they are faster and more unpredictable
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 2 Dec 2012, 21:57, Reply)

I'm trying to bully him in his most vulnerable area

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 2 Dec 2012, 22:00, Reply)

Nice furniture shops near your mrs
Get some nice interior designy bits!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 2 Dec 2012, 21:50, Reply)

Hang on.
Are you saying that my Doris has shit furniture?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 2 Dec 2012, 21:52, Reply)

No! Not for her necessarily. Just little gorgeous things, to quote ab fab
You know, for your mates in london...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 2 Dec 2012, 21:55, Reply)

Any 'mates in London' will doubtless be happy with a small wrap of powder and a dozen pints.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 2 Dec 2012, 21:57, Reply)

Yes and what do you think they need to snort it off?
Antique mirrors that's what!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 2 Dec 2012, 21:57, Reply)

And an antique cut-throat razor blade.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 2 Dec 2012, 22:00, Reply)

Found an amazing designer sideboard online recently
No price so emailed to ask. It was 8 grand.

The guy is out of his kind.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Sun 2 Dec 2012, 21:52, Reply)

Tell him it's not 1 April everywhere else in the world

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 2 Dec 2012, 21:55, Reply)

I don't think I'll ever top this week's hilarious qotw entries.
Sad times y'all.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 2 Dec 2012, 21:57, Reply)

Maybe top yourself instead??!
Lolololololol
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 2 Dec 2012, 21:58, Reply)

please stop bullying me
Anyway, if I died, hundreds of chicks would commit suicide, you included.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 2 Dec 2012, 22:01, Reply)

mmm chicken soup

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 2 Dec 2012, 22:02, Reply)

Probably in protest at being called chicks

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 2 Dec 2012, 22:04, Reply)

chicks. dig. me.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 2 Dec 2012, 22:07, Reply)

A. Shallow. Grave?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Sun 2 Dec 2012, 22:15, Reply)

I think you'll find 'chicks' also dig (or dug) Richard Gere.....
And so the rodent facination is finally understood.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 2 Dec 2012, 22:06, Reply)