So Dozer has been stepped
and Will and Kate are having a baby.

Which of those two bits of news do you care about less?

Alt: Favourite item of clothing or shoes ever.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 18:59, 62 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Why's he been stepped?
Did he finally go too far and mention sheds?
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 19:07, Reply)

Dunno.
Battered reported the news.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 19:09, Reply)

Take the floor, Jeff
I'll knock my rant off.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 19:11, Reply)

Don't be too swift to delete.
I'm gonna go and sort of dinner in a minute.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 19:12, Reply)

It's gone
I'd only have used it to spout anti-royal vitriol anyway.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 19:14, Reply)

Well this is going well.
I almost wish Will had been stepped and Dozer had got Middleton in the club.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 19:54, Reply)

I think she's more an x-factor one.
I reckon even Dozer has better taste and social skills than her.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 19:59, Reply)

Any more input?
Bedtime for me soon.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 20:37, Reply)

I care about neither
but I totally just played in a christmas concert and didn't get all that many notes wrong. Some friends came to it, too, and they didn't hate it
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 21:33, Reply)

Were there mince pies?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 21:36, Reply)

yes, but I didn't get any
see also mulled wine
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 21:37, Reply)

I'm watching BBC2
It's very interesting.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 21:38, Reply)

really
why, what's on?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 21:45, Reply)

This
www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p011wc5m

Have a pre-view until it's on the iPlayer.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 21:46, Reply)

How can you say you don't care?
The Duke of Cambridge has managed to insert his penis into the Duchess' vagina and successfully inseminated her ovaries.
Surely this is cause for celebration for every man, woman and child in the country?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 21:52, Reply)

I reckon James Hewitt is the father.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 21:57, Reply)

Then they could be all 'See? It's just a coincidence that some royal babies are born ginger and looking very similar to Major Hewit and that'

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 22:02, Reply)

I"ll be honest,
I don't think either event will have any sort of impact on my daily life whatsoever.
How goes everyone's evening? I'm in the midst of a very slow Monday night at the pub.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 3 Dec 2012, 22:05, Reply)

Alright Windy
I'm in the midst of a very slow Monday night at my house.
I've done some washing up, had a sneaky joint and a beer, now I'm listening to a record, which I may fall asleep during.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 22:10, Reply)

^ Fascinating insight into my life here.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 22:11, Reply)

I'll bet the record is well bent as well.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 22:12, Reply)

It's one of your neighbours.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 22:13, Reply)

This is your record. And it's by your favourite 'neighbour'

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 22:19, Reply)

Bronwyn?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 22:25, Reply)

There was a picture there before.
The word is, you got a Henry Hoover because he was your favourite in Neighbours.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 22:27, Reply)

Well it should get popular paged because every time I tried to click 'reply', I hit 'I like this'

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 22:39, Reply)

I might close early at this rate tangers.
It's me and an American couple, who so far have managed a mulled wine each and a glass of water.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 3 Dec 2012, 23:04, Reply)

fixed my bluray, got batman. Win.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 22:21, Reply)

Alright Bob.
You in Brizz over Crimbo?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 22:23, Reply)

Christmas eve, day and boxing day.How's tricks?
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 22:35, Reply)

Evening.
I heard Dozer was stepped for saying Lord McAlpine knocked up kate.

Alt: bras. They protect my knees from damage.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 3 Dec 2012, 22:35, Reply)