I can hold my hands behind my back, bring them up over my head and around to my front without separating hands.
also, I can usually fix printers when other people have trouble with them. And I can spell without spellcheck.

There's an ad on tv where John Farnahm sings "You're the Voice!". I think he's low on funds again.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 4 Dec 2012, 8:39, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

I quite like a cover I heard of that
Fairly sure everyone else will hate it though.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 8:42, Reply)

actually, not that awful.

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 4 Dec 2012, 8:52, Reply)

It has an ad for "I can't believe it's not metal"
So starts with -1000 points. And I didn't listen to it as I'm at work, so its final score is -1000. Soz.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 9:05, Reply)

It is a particularly pathetic name for an album.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 9:06, Reply)

I don't consider spelling to be an especially impressive skill, despite the failings of those around us
The arm thing makes you terrifying though
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 8:43, Reply)

it's useful for when people try to handcuff me or tie my hands behind my back.
it's because my right shoulder and elbow are double jointed.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 4 Dec 2012, 8:48, Reply)

also useful for when a lead wrenches my arm the wrong way. it doesn't really hurt.

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 4 Dec 2012, 8:48, Reply)

I can't bring myself to make the obvious "Aussies = criminals" joke
and am quite envious of this skill
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 8:49, Reply)

I made it so no one else had to

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 4 Dec 2012, 8:53, Reply)